Pick Up Lines for Jewish People

So you found a nice Jewish girl or guy but don't know what to say. We have a create list of pick up lines, some of them are even Kosher.

The Best Jewish Pick Up Lines

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Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.

I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.

You bring the apples i'll bring the honey

I'll take you to the promised land.

This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.

Have I seen you on j-date?

There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.

Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?

Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.

Once you go Jew, nothing else will do

Don't worry I won't passover you.

All I want for Channukah, is you.

Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.

Do you want to shake my luluv?

Do you wanna spin my dreidel?

How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.

Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.

My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....

Yo gurl don't that you were mine

I used to think apples and honey were sweet... until I met you.

God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak

When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!

Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.

I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!

You see this dress? It's made of Emma material.

Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?

I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby

Can I come into your massada?

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're hotter than the number of nights of Hanukkah.