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Pick Up Lines for Jewish People

So you found a nice Jewish girl or guy but don't know what to say. We have a create list of pick up lines, some of them are even Kosher.




The Best Jewish Pick Up Lines

You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Don't worry I won't passover you.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
Can I kiss your Mezuzah?
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Have I seen you on j-date?
Which commandment do you want to break?
Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.
Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
Can I dip my maror in your charoset.
In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?
I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
You had me at Shalom.
God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you.
The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you.

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You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Don't worry I won't passover you.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.