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Pick Up Lines for Jewish People

So you found a nice Jewish girl or guy but don't know what to say. We have a create list of pick up lines, some of them are even Kosher.




The Best Jewish Pick Up Lines

You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
I'll take you to the promised land.
Don't worry I won't passover you.
Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
Can I kiss your Mezuzah?
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
Have I seen you on j-date?
Which commandment do you want to break?
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
You had me at Shalom.
God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you.
The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you.
Lets do it like adam and eve, behind some bushes.

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You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
I'll take you to the promised land.
Don't worry I won't passover you.