Jewish Pick Up Lines

The Best Jewish Pick Up Lines

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Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.

I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.

I'll take you to the promised land.

You bring the apples i'll bring the honey

This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.

Have I seen you on j-date?

Once you go Jew, nothing else will do

I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.

There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.

Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?

Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Don't worry I won't passover you.

All I want for Channukah, is you.

Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.

Do you want to shake my luluv?

You see this dress? It's made of Emma material.

Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?

I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!

I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby

Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.

When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!

Can I come into your massada?

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're hotter than the number of nights of Hanukkah.

God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak

Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.

Yo gurl don't that you were mine

A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.

How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.

I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years

Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?

I wanna light your menorah.

Got any jew in you? Want some?

Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?

You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.

I used to think apples and honey were sweet... until I met you.

Do you wanna spin my dreidel?

How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.

My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....

Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.

I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.

You see this shirt? It's made of Abba material.

Instead of the torah, can I study your body 3 times a day?

I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.

You had me at Shalom.

God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you.

The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you.

Lets do it like adam and eve, behind some bushes.

That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.

If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?

Can I dip my maror in your charoset.

Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you

On Yom Kippur, the Mishnah prohibits marital relations. Thank God we're not married!

Can I light your manorah?

Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.

Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?

Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes

Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.

You know how it is with culture, everything begins at sundown!

Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!

Your eyes are shinier than the oil in the menorah!

I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.

Want to go fiddle on a roof?

Can I put out your burning bush?

Can I go into you garden of Eden?

My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome

You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise

Which commandment do you want to break?

Can I kiss your Mezuzah?

Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?

Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.

In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?

You remind me of a mezuzah... So, I'm supposed to kiss you, right?

Baby I'd nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.

Wanna get a drink sometime? I was thinking a glass of wine - I know this really great chuppah we can hang out under.

That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!

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