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Pick Up Lines for Jewish People

So you found a nice Jewish girl or guy but don't know what to say. We have a create list of pick up lines, some of them are even Kosher.


The Best Jewish Pick Up Lines

This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Have I seen you on j-date?
Don't worry I won't passover you.
Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.
Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
Can I dip my maror in your charoset.
Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?
I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
You had me at Shalom.
God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you.
The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you.
Lets do it like adam and eve, behind some bushes.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.
You remind me of a mezuzah... So, I'm supposed to kiss you, right?

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This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?




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