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Pick Up Lines for Jewish People - Part 3

So you found a nice Jewish girl or guy but don't know what to say. We have a create list of pick up lines, some of them are even Kosher.




The Best Jewish Pick Up Lines

My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're hotter than the number of nights of Hanukkah.
That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!
You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise
Yo gurl don't that you were mine
Can I come into your massada?
I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby
Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
You see this dress? It's made of Emma material.
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!
Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
Wanna get a drink sometime? I was thinking a glass of wine - I know this really great chuppah we can hang out under.
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Do you want to shake my luluv?

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My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're hotter than the number of nights of Hanukkah.
That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!