If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery.
I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
All I want for Channukah, is you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Do you want to shake my luluv?
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
