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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 4

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Can I kiss your Mezuzah?
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
Have I seen you on j-date?
Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
Wow, you're beautiful. Praying five times a day has paid off.
You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday.
I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eatin'?
Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
Girl. Let me be your imam.
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?

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Can I kiss your Mezuzah?
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?