Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 4

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.

The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Can I kiss your Mezuzah?

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Once you go Jew, nothing else will do

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Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?

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Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.

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Have I seen you on j-date?

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Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

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Wow, you're beautiful. Praying five times a day has paid off.

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You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday.

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I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eatin'?

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Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.

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To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

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That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

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Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.

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Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

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You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!

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Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...

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I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.

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Girl. Let me be your imam.

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Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?

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Can I kiss your Mezuzah?

Once you go Jew, nothing else will do

Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?