Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Have I seen you on j-date?
Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
Wow, you're beautiful. Praying five times a day has paid off.
You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday.
I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eatin'?
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
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