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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 4

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
My Liahona pointed to you.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
Don't worry I won't passover you.
Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
Can I kiss your Mezuzah?
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
Have I seen you on j-date?
Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eatin'?
Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

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If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
My Liahona pointed to you.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?