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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 4





The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Which commandment do you want to break?
Do you want to shake my luluv?
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eatin'?
I put the "stud" in bible study.
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.

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Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?