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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 8





The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.
You smell better than incense!
I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?
My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.
Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.
Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.
The way you tie your turban gets me overwhelmed.
Will you be the Laila to my Majnu?
You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.
You're like chutney… you spice up my life!
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
Our kundalis are a perfect match!
Baby we go together like daal and bhaat.
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.
Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.
Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.
Hey girl! I am from your caste but different gotra.
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
If you are Shiva's bow, I'm your Shri Rama. I'm gonna break you, baby!
Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
You're so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.
I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.
What time should I go to heaven?
Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?
Am I dreaming… Or are you a revelation?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.

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Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.
You smell better than incense!
I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?