Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise
Hey babe, I'd like to you feel my postulate.
I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.
How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?
My org needs a touch assist.
I'm bad luck. Why don't you pull me in?
Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?
Yo gurl don't that you were mine
Whenever I see you, my tone arm rises!
What's a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?
I want to put my intention in you.
There's an incident in my pants, and you're invited.
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
You're so sexy that you make me exteriorize.
Didn't we hook up in a past life?
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
Where have you been all my Whole Track?
Would you like to come home and audit on my e-meter?
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.
What's your favorite temple? Mine is yours.
You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!
We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.
You remind me of my three other wives.
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
Hi, I'm new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.
If you were a cereal, you'd be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?
Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
