My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.
Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.
Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.
The way you tie your turban gets me overwhelmed.
With me you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.
Will you be the Laila to my Majnu?
You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.
You're like chutney… you spice up my life!
Our kundalis are a perfect match!
Baby we go together like daal and bhaat.
Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.
Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.
Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.
Hey girl! I am from your caste but different gotra.
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!
If you are Shiva's bow, I'm your Shri Rama. I'm gonna break you, baby!
Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
You're so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.
I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.
What time should I go to heaven?
Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?
Am I dreaming… Or are you a revelation?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.
Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.
What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
What's your favorite temple? Because you're mine.
If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim.
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