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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 11





The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Where have you been all my Whole Track?
Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.
Didn't we hook up in a past life?
You're so sexy that you make me exteriorize.
Weren't we married in a previous life?
I'll assign you a post, but I really don't mind if you blow it
I'd like to have her on my post.
How'd you like to pick up these cans?
Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
Congratulations, you've gone Clear... to my heart!
Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?
Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Would you like to ride my face to total freedom?
Want to help me get my stats up?
Wanna MEST around?
Let's co-audit on OT LXIX.
You're sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?
There's an incident in my pants, and you're invited.
I want to put my intention in you.
What's a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?
Whenever I see you, my tone arm rises!
I'm bad luck. Why don't you pull me in?
My org needs a touch assist.
How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?
I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.
Hey babe, I'd like to you feel my postulate.
Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
Can I dip my maror in your charoset.
I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
You had me at Shalom.

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Where have you been all my Whole Track?
Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.
Didn't we hook up in a past life?