We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits.
I don't know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
You make me want to be a better tither.
I like you how I like the Sumatran Tiger. Saved!
I'm led by the Holy Spirit, and he led me straight to you
If we were around at the time of Noahs Ark, we´d be paired as a couple
You really are a fisher of men cause baby you just reeled me in.
I'd give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus, so you can have my number instead.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?
Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Will you be my date to mass?
Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.
Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.
Girl are you the Ascension? Cause you're a Glorious Mystery.
Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altar?
Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.
Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.
You, me, candles, wine, and a little Lamb of God?
Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.
Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?
Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.
Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.
If loving you is a heresy, then let me be anathema.
I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.
The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.
That saree looks very nice on you. It would look even better off of you.
We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.
So would you like to make 4 babies with me?
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