Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, She aiight.
I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
I just don't feel called to celibacy.
I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You... complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You're like the gluten in my communion bread.
God told me I can break my fast for you.
Do you want to be accountability partners?
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
I like my men/woman like I like my bible… full of Jesus
They told me that I'd feel the spirit at church, not that I'd see an angel!
I just got off my mission and I'm looking for my next companion.
If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
Go out with me and you won't be sari.
You can blow my org any day
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