So would you like to make 4 babies with me?
Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?
My life without you is like bhel without chutney.
I've been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don't have yours.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
Don't I know you from the pre-existence?
If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.
Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?
Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
You remind me of a mezuzah... So, I'm supposed to kiss you, right?
Baby I'd nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.
That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!
Wanna get a drink sometime? I was thinking a glass of wine - I know this really great chuppah we can hang out under.
Heyy girl, today is Jumaat so would you be my Kain Pelekat?
I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
So, read any good Surahs lately?
Next place I want to see your hijab is on my bedroom floor.
You make me want to be a better tither.
Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
Don't walk away, babe. You may not think I'm perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.
Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?
Do you have a little Atman in you? Want to?
Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.
By the many arms of Vishnu, I want to stick it in your butt.
Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.
Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.
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