God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you.
The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you.
Lets do it like adam and eve, behind some bushes.
That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.
If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?
Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you
There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.
On Yom Kippur, the Mishnah prohibits marital relations. Thank God we're not married!
Can I light your manorah?
Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.
Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
You know how it is with culture, everything begins at sundown!
Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!
Your eyes are shinier than the oil in the menorah!
I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
Want to go fiddle on a roof?
Can I put out your burning bush?
Can I go into you garden of Eden?
My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're hotter than the number of nights of Hanukkah.
You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise
Yo gurl don't that you were mine
Can I come into your massada?
I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby
Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
You see this dress? It's made of Emma material.
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!
Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
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