God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
I wanna light your menorah.
Got any jew in you? Want some?
Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
I used to think apples and honey were sweet... until I met you.
Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
You see this shirt? It's made of Abba material.
You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday.
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long.
I've got an E-meter for two back at my pad.
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
Wow girl, I know you're going to hell because its got to be a sin to look that good!
Will you be the Alice to my Dietrich?
Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
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