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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 9





The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.
What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
What's your favorite temple? Because you're mine.
If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim.
Hey babe, what's your PB lineage?
If you get lost in the midst of darkness I'll help you find the iron rod.
If I were David I would want you to be my Bathsheba.
Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?
Could you stand still so I can sweep you off your feet?
Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what i believe.
You look like you were born of goodly parents.
My body's a temple, and you have a recommend.
My love for you is like shiz's last breath, I just can't hold it in!
I'll read your patriarchal blessing, if you read mine.
Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!
If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.
How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.
I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.
You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.
You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you.
I'll let you see my temple recommend if you let me see yours
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
I was reading in the book the Numbers, and then I realized that I don't have yours.
If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod.
What is your favorite Temple? I'm looking at mine.
Are you Virtue? Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there'd be another 113 pages between us.
If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.
If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?
I do not believe in predestination until tonight.

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Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.
What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
What's your favorite temple? Because you're mine.