Are you a meeting for worship? Because I’m drawn to your quiet presence.
My heart is practicing simplicity: it wants only your number.
I don’t want to impose, but may I join your circle of warmth?
You must be a Quaker bell, because you’ve called my heart to attention.
I’m not here to proselytize—just to propose we get coffee.
If we formed a committee of two, I’d volunteer for endless conversation.
You bring such peace that my nervous flirting has become a gentle testimony.
Is that an inner Light, or are you simply impossible to overlook?
I’m looking for a sign, and your smile seems both clear and beautifully nonbinding.
We could practice equality: you choose the café, and I choose the dessert.
I admire your simplicity; somehow you make “hello” feel profound.
My feelings have reached consensus: you’re charming.
I came for quiet reflection and found myself reflecting on your eyes.
Are you guided by an inner Light? Because you just led me straight to you.
I’d like to wait in silence with you, but my heart keeps submitting comments.
You’re the only concern I’d happily carry into every committee meeting.
Peace is a Quaker value; asking you out is my brave little act of disruption.
Your smile has achieved unity among all my conflicting opinions.
I believe everyone has worth, but you’re making a compelling case for extra admiration.
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
Wow girl, I know you're going to hell because its got to be a sin to look that good!
Will you be the Alice to my Dietrich?
Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
The Lord taketh away… and the Lord… giveth me to you
You're looking for a knight in shining armour? I just happen to be wearing the armour of God
Which commandment do you want to break?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? Here's my number... Call me if you need prayer.
For you I would slay TWO Goliaths.
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
My parents are home, wanna come over?
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
I would like to pray with you
Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?
By the many arms of Vishnu, I want to stick it in your butt.
If I were David I would want you to be my Bathsheba.
I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
So would you like to make 4 babies with me?
I've got an E-meter for two back at my pad.
I'd part the Red Sea for you.
The Holy Spirit is driving me into the wilderness of your temptations.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you tonight.
Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
You make me want to be a better Christian.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
If we were around with Noah, then you, me, pair!
High, I'm Will, God's will!
I'd marry Leah if it meant I'd also get to marry you.
Hey, look! Matching Bible covers!
We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits.
I don't know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
I like you how I like the Sumatran Tiger. Saved!
I'm led by the Holy Spirit, and he led me straight to you
If we were around at the time of Noahs Ark, we´d be paired as a couple
You really are a fisher of men cause baby you just reeled me in.
I'd give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus, so you can have my number instead.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?
Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Will you be my date to mass?
Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.
Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.
Girl are you the Ascension? Cause you're a Glorious Mystery.
Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altar?
Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.
Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.
You, me, candles, wine, and a little Lamb of God?
Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?
Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.
Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.
If loving you is a heresy, then let me be anathema.
I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.
The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.
That saree looks very nice on you. It would look even better off of you.
We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.
Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?
My life without you is like bhel without chutney.
Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.
I've been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don't have yours.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
Don't I know you from the pre-existence?
If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.
Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?
Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?
You remind me of a mezuzah... So, I'm supposed to kiss you, right?
