Don't walk away, babe. You may not think I'm perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.
Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?
Do you have a little Atman in you? Want to?
Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.
Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.
I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.
Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, She aiight.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
I just don't feel called to celibacy.
I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You... complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You're like the gluten in my communion bread.
God told me I can break my fast for you.
Do you want to be accountability partners?
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
I like my men/woman like I like my bible… full of Jesus
They told me that I'd feel the spirit at church, not that I'd see an angel!
I just got off my mission and I'm looking for my next companion.
If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
Go out with me and you won't be sari.
You can blow my org any day
