Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.
If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.
Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
Not even the veil could make me forget you!
Lets do it like adam and eve, behind some bushes.
There's an incident in my pants, and you're invited.
I want to put my intention in you.
What's a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?
Whenever I see you, my tone arm rises!
Yo gurl don't that you were mine
Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?
I'm bad luck. Why don't you pull me in?
My org needs a touch assist.
How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?
I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.
Hey babe, I'd like to you feel my postulate.
You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise
Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
Can I dip my maror in your charoset.
I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you.
The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you.
Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!
Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
Can I go into you garden of Eden?
You know how it is with culture, everything begins at sundown!
Your eyes are shinier than the oil in the menorah!
