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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 7





The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.
Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.
I know a few good spiritual exercises we could do back at my place.
Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...
My Guardian Angel thinks you're cute.
I know what you can give up for Lent... your number... to me.
I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.
Hey. My name is Will... God's will.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.
Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.
You're as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I was praying to St. Therese.
You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
Can I hold your palm for Palm Sunday?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
Confess here often?
I forgot my rosary, can I use your hand?
I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?
I'm doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I'd like to be Marian you.
I'm, you're. Let's look no more.
Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?
I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?
You're my eucatastrophe.
Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.
Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.
Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.
What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
You know, it's kind of noisy in here... the adoration chapel down the street is a pretty quiet place.

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I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.
Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.
I know a few good spiritual exercises we could do back at my place.