Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from reincarnation?
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
My Liahona pointed to you.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Don't worry I won't passover you.
Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Have I seen you on j-date?
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