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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 3

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
My Liahona pointed to you.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
Don't worry I won't passover you.
Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.

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I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!