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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 3

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Hey girl! I am from your caste but different gotra.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
My Liahona pointed to you.
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
Can I kiss your Mezuzah?
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Have I seen you on j-date?
Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

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Hey girl! I am from your caste but different gotra.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!