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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 3





The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
My Liahona pointed to you.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
I'll let you be in a condition of power.
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
Don't worry I won't passover you.
Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Have I seen you on j-date?
Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

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Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?