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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 3

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Have I seen you on j-date?
What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
I put the "stud" in bible study.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.

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Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Have I seen you on j-date?