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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 3





The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.
With me you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
My Liahona pointed to you.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
I'll let you be in a condition of power.
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
Don't worry I won't passover you.
Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Have I seen you on j-date?
Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

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Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.
With me you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.