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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 3

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Bible study & chill?
If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery.
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.

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Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.