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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 3


The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.
I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?
My Liahona pointed to you.
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.
The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.
Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.