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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 3

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
My Liahona pointed to you.
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Don't worry I won't passover you.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
Can I kiss your Mezuzah?
All I want for Channukah, is you.

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Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!