Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery.
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
With me you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
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