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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 2

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.


The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Your body is in screaming affluence!
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
I put the "stud" in bible study.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
I know it's absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I'm being led to Bethlehem.
I'm a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.

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Your body is in screaming affluence!
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?




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