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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 2

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.





The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
I've got some charge you can blow!
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Have I seen you on j-date?
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!

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Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
I've got some charge you can blow!
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?