Girl. Let me be your imam.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
I'll take you to the promised land.
What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery.
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.
Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from reincarnation?
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
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