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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 2


The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
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That hijab really compliments your eyes.
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I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
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Girl. Let me be your imam.
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Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
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I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
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Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
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Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
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Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
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I'll take you to the promised land.
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I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
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What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
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Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
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You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
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I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
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Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
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You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
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After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
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Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
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This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
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The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
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I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
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Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.
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Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
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I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
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Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
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Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
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There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.
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Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
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You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'. That hijab really compliments your eyes.I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.