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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 2

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Bible study & chill?
If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery.
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?

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Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!