Your body is in screaming affluence!
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
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