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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 2

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.


The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
I put the "stud" in bible study.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
I know it's absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I'm being led to Bethlehem.
I'm a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I just want you to know, I'm praying for you... No, I'm praying FOR you.
As Christians, shouldn't we honor all Scripture? Let's start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.

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Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?




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