You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
Girl. Let me be your imam.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
I'll take you to the promised land.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul todayâ€.
Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
