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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 2

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Bible study & chill?
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
My Liahona pointed to you.
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.

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Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Bible study & chill?Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.