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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 2

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Bible study & chill?
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
My Liahona pointed to you.
If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Bible study & chill?Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.