no, but i have a fist & your either gonna stop looking at me, or im gonna have to give you directions to the hospital
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008
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If I close them, will you just get lost?
By: Lilly on 02 May 2015
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*Blinks excessively* [what r u doing?] Trying to get you out.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010
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No, but I can give you directions to 'Out of My Face'.
By: Suzette on 23 Mar 2008
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Good now I don't have to tell you to get lost!🐸☕️
By: Maddie_Meow on 20 Dec 2015
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No, but i see you need help into a hostpital bed : D
By: Bisexuals?? Omg where? on 27 Nov 2008
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No, I Don't Have A Map, Guess You'll Be Lost Forever.
By: SpecialWolf on 08 Apr 2017
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do you have a map because i can't find your penis
By: hsahaha on 12 Sep 2014
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To bad you can't photoshop your ugly personality
By: Wolf on 19 Jun 2018
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actually i want directions to your ass ....
By: pankaj on 19 Sep 2011
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Sorry, I have a penis.
By: dixinzebut on 17 Jul 2008
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Your just jealous because your mom doesn't have one
By: bleeding wolf on 16 Nov 2014
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Your just jealous because your mom doesn't have one
By: bleeding wolf on 16 Nov 2014
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Yeah, so take it and find a place far away from me...
By: hahaha on 25 Aug 2015
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Oh darn I just gave it away yesterday, looks like you'll have to stay lost forever.
By: tiny baby on 25 Jan 2018
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No, not sorry either, at least no one has to endure those pickup lines anymore. Now go find your way home.
By: tiny baby on 25 Jan 2018
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nope...i have a tomtom
By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007
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Bravo, this rather good phrase is necessary just by the way
By: Avenue 17 on 25 Apr 2024
Hm, I forgot to tell you that I'm a pirate, and no, I'm not looking for treasure with this map because I just found it in front of me.
By: Jesse on 03 Dec 2023
actually i want directions to your ass ....
By: pankaj on 19 Sep 2011
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By: Davidhex on 20 Apr 2024
Is that why you are chasing falling stars instead of me?
By: GreanBean on 19 Oct 2016
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this is tight i used this yesturday no i am not single
By: bob on 17 Jan 2009
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YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL , WELCOME 2 EARTH.......................
By: BRYAN on 14 May 2010
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haha
By: Windy Afoa on 11 Aug 2015
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:') u make me cry
By: danny on 24 Jan 2014
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i like cake
By: steve on 05 Feb 2010
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Me and my friend have the funniest inside joke to this pathetic pick up line....we were walkin down the midway at the GFF and this guy comes up to us and asks "do u hav a map cuz im gettin lost in ur eyes" and we juss ran back to the end because the guy was gay and we didnt want him followin us into the Parkin lot! It wuz hilarious now whenevr we hear that pickup line we juss laugh bcuz ov our inside joke!!!!! Lol
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