Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

the only raisins around here are the shriveled pair you got

By: chris engel on 08 Oct 2008

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Sorry, all I've got is punch. Would you like some from me?

By: Leila on 13 Jun 2010

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Yes, I do have a date! *shoves date in his mouth*

By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010

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Do you have any balls? No? How about you grow some?

By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009

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nope...all i got is prune juice

By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007

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cby

By: jacksepticeye on 19 Mar 2016

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www.rm raisin india.com

By: Nikhil R Mali on 20 Jul 2014

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with you? no thanks

By: ry4n on 23 Aug 2008

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i think lines lik that should be eligal their so lame u bored me thats for sure yawn yawn

By: kate on 06 Feb 2011

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Eww your raisins touch the floor!

By: TasyKakes on 06 Jul 2011

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Why, you got a pooping problem~?

By: a person on 27 Dec 2012

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Lol. I think this is cute. I wouldn't use it, but still... It won me. :)

By: Taken on 12 Apr 2010

2

wth?

By: danielle on 17 Jun 2008

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I don't get it.. raisins? BAHAHA

By: WTF on 18 Jun 2009

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i think its cute

By: Me. on 12 Feb 2009

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Greatest pick up line ever...

By: Idk on 27 Jun 2009

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haters!!!!!!

By: $ky on 23 Feb 2017

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Dates is a food. Get it? Cheesy but I loved it.

By: Nel on 29 Jun 2011

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there is a party in your mouth and i am come ing

By: LOL on 15 Nov 2012

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i dont get it :L

By: :S on 15 May 2011

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i think lines lik that should be eligal their so lame u bored me thats for sure yawn yawn

By: shafqat abbas lashare on 01 Dec 2014

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