Are YOU a parking ticket because I'm not gonna pay for you.
By: Sky on
05 Apr 2016
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I'll do the honors of throwing myself out the window
By: Psychedellicereal on
31 Mar 2009
39
1326
Are you a donkey?
Because you have jackass written all over you.
By: Elaine on
03 Mar 2008
24
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i'm sorry but can you please stop talking about yourself?
By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on
03 Apr 2013
25
1510
and i will fine you if you don't go away
By: ya7410 on
01 Sep 2014
18
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Is your name Massengill? Because you have Douchebag written all over you!
By: In yer face on
04 Jan 2013
18
144
I bet I can guess what you did all holidays. shopping for mirrors.
By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on
03 Apr 2013
12
93
How did you know I was a parking ticket ?
By: Loll on
25 Jan 2016
12
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Then maybe you should piss off like everyone else who gets a ticket does?
By: Killimangiro on
20 Feb 2008
12
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Are you my doormat? Because you have my footprints all over you.
By: Lizzie on
10 Dec 2008
7
12-5
WTF ok dude do i look like a little hooker bitch... no i am not as thin as a piece of paper u whore!!!
By: No Homo on
28 Apr 2009
12
17-5
Really? That's so nice! You know what you written all over you? STALKER!
By: Meg on
17 May 2012
17
22-5
okkk........i willuse this
By: jman on
16 Mar 2011
9
14-5
Are you a vegetable? Because I'd love to chop you up and throw you into boiling oil.
By: sen-pie on
03 May 2014
13
18-5
Are you an angle cuz it looks like you fell on your face
By: Wind speed on
29 Mar 2013
10
16-6
are you a donkey? cuz you have Jackass written all over you
By: Ace on
01 Jul 2012
10
16-6
how about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on
03 Apr 2013
8
14-6
Really? That's so nice! You know what you written all over you? STALKER!
By: Meg on
17 May 2012
6
13-7
Are you a donkey because it says ass all over you
By: Minxwings on
08 Apr 2014
8
15-7
I bet you'd know that really well, wouldn't you?
By: George on
22 Jul 2013
8
15-7
look probably not
By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on
03 Apr 2013
3
10-7
Are you a jackass? Cuz you have jackass written all over you...
By: Whitney on
27 Feb 2008
4
12-8
Is that your face because it looked like your but!
By: cant tell on
15 Mar 2013
5
20-15
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yea I am a parking ticket: unwanted and not cheap
By: sarah on
19 Dec 2015
19
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This would work on me, I find it mega cute!!
By: fiesty-one-u-r on
06 Apr 2013
9
27
Oi you stupid bitch you would soo fall for that line. Its awsome.
By: Haha on
30 Jun 2008
11
56
Not a very good pick up line. I've (unfortunately) heard it before - not the coolest thing to say nowadays. In my opinion - a man that says that is probably desperate - or a moron.
Whichever comes first.
By: Ashley on
12 Apr 2012
9
45
Haha a guy in my class just said that to me today haha it's so lame guys don't try it pleeeez save yourself from humiliation ;)
By: Lizzygirl on
20 Jan 2012
7
25
Gigity!
By: Alex on
02 Jan 2011
5
14
this is nice all of dem say aw thnx
By: Who carez on
23 Feb 2008
4
13
LAAAAAAME
By: GNVS on
16 Jul 2016
2
2
Lol wow if a guy did ths to me I'd say well are you Ron weasley cuz tht magic wand ain't puttin on a good show...:/
By: Chloe_horni on
17 Apr 2013
4
22
Haha i love this
By: TaylorGangOrDie on
30 Aug 2011
3
21
Are you an ass because my foot really wants to meet you.
By: FunneyChic on
10 Jun 2012
4
31
yes and focus ken plus driving turtle mongral hajab scum take and in the moment odf luv.
By: huhwhat on
19 Oct 2016
2
11
I used this pickup line and my weenie got cut off. Jk, it fell off.
By: abella on
27 Feb 2013
3
21
Wait.... You're
interested in parking tickets?
By: Idk on
11 Apr 2022
how original
By: squidward on
31 Dec 2023
It not absolutely approaches me. Perhaps there are still variants?
By: avenue17 on
21 Oct 2024
I have lost my left testicle 56 days ago by using this here line. Thanks.
By: keith on
13 Dec 2012
2
2
wowwwww................thats just awesome man
By: jman on
16 Mar 2011
2
3-1
If I was a bee I be flying around you all day cause you dah shit
By: crazy on
24 Mar 2014
4
5-1
u smell
By: lolz on
14 Oct 2012
2-2
GURLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
By: Eilis on
03 Apr 2013
1
3-2
This is hilarious. I have a book I'm writing and I need a pickup line and a comment/comeback from here. Thanks!
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