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" If you were a laser you would be set on stunning. "


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if i were a laser, you'd be dead. i guess you're lucky i'm not
By: ry4n on 23 Aug 2008
 
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if i was set on stunning, i would have stunned you already.
By: churro on 03 Dec 2010
 
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If you were douche bag...oh wait, nevermind
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
 
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That's odd. I thought I'd be set on piercing. *glare*
By: D on 06 Jun 2010
 
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oh that reminds me "DAMN WHERE'S MY TASER?!"
By: someone on 05 Oct 2008
 
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If I had a laser your mom would be 'lazd'
By: Me on 27 Jul 2010
 
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I aint
By: N/A on 25 Jun 2012
 
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And If I had a laser it would be set to kill
By: Some one on 21 Feb 2008
 
 
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And if you were a laser, I'd be blind, because you are all up in my face, girl.
By: AndHisNameIsJohnCena on 09 Nov 2015
 
 
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LASER THIS....*sticks two fingers in eyes*
By: Rox on 01 Sep 2008
 
 
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I'd blind you
By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009
 
 
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If you were a phaser, you'd be set on stunning.
By: Cypress on 22 Jun 2009
 
 

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You realise that its phaser not lazer and it's also a star trek reference right? because nothing says sexy like "Hi I'm a virgin and live in my mothers basement"
By: anon on 27 Apr 2011
 
 

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If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

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