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" Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. "


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Actually, my father is a thief. He's one of America's most wanted.
By: Rochellu on 16 Oct 2011
 
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your mother must have been a golfer because she shoved a ball up your ass
By: charpey on 15 Apr 2008
 
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Really? but ouch, I won't marry a guy who just called my father a thief.
By: sskyle7 on 17 Aug 2017
 
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Yea but this conversation is like my dad ...Gone
By: OOF on 09 Nov 2017
 
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you: really so i guess if thats true then i need a safe house tonight... how about your bed? him: alright you: good i'll sleep in your bed and you'll sleep in the getaway car
By: kip on 30 Sep 2011
 
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What Stars? I Only See The Ones In Your Eyes.
By: SpecialWolf on 08 Apr 2017
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

is your dad an art theif? because your a real master piece. is your dad a jewel theif? because your a real jem.
By: hil on 03 Sep 2009
 
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are you cold blooded cause you pretty hot
By: isaiah on 30 Aug 2013
 
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When I was in special ops, they held me in an Afghan prison where all I could see was a patch of blue sky. But that blue was nothing compared with the blue of your eyes.
By: Beautiful on 22 Jan 2021
 
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plz check your shoe laces because I don't want you to fall for anyone else
By: bella on 23 Oct 2019
 
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Is your dad a pilot cos my heart is taking off. Is your mum a locksmith cos you have the key to my heart. You must be tired cos you've been running through my head all day.
By: bongo on 14 Apr 2016
 
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How about this one? You: Hey baby, did you know there's over 200 bones in the body? Them: No, why? You: I just thought you'd like to find one for yourself.
By: Lindsay on 11 Dec 2011
 
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Comments:

that is od sweet
By: jameela salmi on 17 Nov 2011
 
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Sweet
By: AmberLeigh on 01 Jan 2008
 
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I'm going to rearrange the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together.
By: bongo on 14 Apr 2016
 
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Hi baby was your father a thief ? "No why " Because I think he stole my car !
By: BRIAN P WINKS on 11 Jun 2019
 
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There must be a whole universe inside my eyes. I can also tell by the stars in my eyes that I will beat you up.
By: UnNamed on 30 May 2015
 
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When I was in special ops, they held me in an Afghan prison where all I could see was a patch of blue sky. But that blue was nothing compared with the blue of your eyes.
By: Beautiful on 22 Jan 2021
 
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There sure are some dumb people in this world.
By: Chuck Tempalski on 15 Sep 2019
 
 
wow how do all the lame ones get better ratings?
By: DJ on 22 Feb 2009
 
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haha this line just scored me some points on my crush!!!!! (belive it or not)
By: myspace name: Cantwoopme13@aol.com on 08 Jul 2008
 
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CUTE!! i love it.
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
 
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i like this one =D it totally broke the ice
By: Charlie on 26 May 2009
 
 
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Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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