GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me. "


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Comebacks:

Lesbian? Me too! Im a women traped in a men's body
By: phine on 03 Dec 2008
sorry, Im looking for Mr Left
By: Chika on 10 Aug 2009
Sorry, I'm actually looking for Mr. Wrong.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
Actually... I'm a lesbian
By: jk on 30 May 2008
Oh yeah, such a pity I didn't know your first name was "Always" ... well nvm it was nice meeting you
By: Dani on 07 Mar 2009
I'm Looking For Who Gave You Permission To Talk To Me.
By: SpecialWolf on 08 Apr 2017
oh nice one man
By: jman on 02 Apr 2011
Oh sorry...wrong person, im looking for mr. left.
By: jiggle on 18 Apr 2008
you heard wrong
By: ry4n on 23 Aug 2008

Variations & Alternatives:

Hi ...I'm mr right....and I know that you wanna have it just right there
By: ......... on 15 Dec 2013

Comments:

i actually like this one.
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
ai guys im nandipha 4rm easten cape im looking 4 mr right im 21 by the way
By: nandipha on 14 Dec 2013
Can someone explain i actually dont get this one
By: Ken carson on 23 Jul 2024
plz guys any single guy respond
By: nandipha on 14 Dec 2013

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Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.

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