Who ever said 'Flattery will get you nowhere' was wrong. In fact, flattery will get you almost anything. Knowing this, we put together a few useful lists just for you, gorgeous!
You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that's the least interesting thing about you.
Guess what? -- I love you!
The person you're constantly comparing yourself to doesn't exist. You do, and you're beautiful
I hate and love your smile at the same time. I love it because it is beautiful. I hate it because it could make me do anything.
If I told you that you were beautiful for every time you were, I simply wouldn't have time for anything else.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
They say, 'A picture is worth a thousand words,' but when I saw yours, I was speechless.
Your smile is proof that the best things in life are free.
You're my drug and I'm addicted to you!
You don't need make-up, make-up needs you.
I love you like a bear loves honey.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of your beauty, I would be walking through my garden for an eternity.
I love you like pancakes love syrup.
Words can't describe how much I love you.
Your smile makes me smile.
I don't know what I would do without you.
You make me laugh like no other!
I love you more than Monkeys loves Bananas!
I disagree with anyone who disagrees with you.
I always feel safe with you.
That girl was totally checking you out.
I don't know how you put up with me.
You make me feel like a princess.
I'm stealing your shirt next time I see you.
I'm so glad you asked me to marry you!
You always give the best advice.
I'd let you steal the white part of my Oreo.
If I had a nickel for everytime you did something stupid, I'd be broke!
I love seeing your smile, it brightens my day.
I can't imagine life without you.
You're the cheese in my macaroni.
I love watching you work out.
Thank you for being such a hard worker.
You can fix anything, can't you?
I love you like cookies love milk.
I love you more than Superman loves to fly.
I love you more than a dog loves a fire hydrant!
If I had a nickel for everytime I thougt of how beautiful you are, people would wonder what I'm doing with a house full of nickels.
Your beauty makes the morning sun look like a dull glimmer.
You make me weak at the knees when you...
Wow, you weren't kidding when you said you were hitting the gym!
You really know how to treat a woman.
I am utterly disarmed by your wit.
You could invent words and people would use them.
The sound of your voice sends tingles of joy down my back.
You are the gravy to my mashed potatoes.
Your every thought and motion contributes to the beauty of the universe.
It's quite peculiar for bees and butterflies to not notice a beautiful flower like you.
Damn, that confidence looks sexy on you.
Your beauty is only surpassed by your intelligence.
My friends are so jealous that I have you.
You're the man of my dreams.
You are so unbelievably sweet and caring.
I love how ambitious you are.
You are a real gentleman!
You're by far the best driver!
I need you more than a fish needs water.
You're the salsa to my tortilla chips.
You looked great in that muscle tee.
I feel so safe with your arms around me.
You have such a deep voice!
You're making me so hot right now!
You're the strongest man I've ever met.
Girls just can't keep their eyes off of you!
You are like a spring flower; beautiful and vivacious.
Just think of all those girls who cry all night, wishing to be as beautiful as you happen to be.
You're the perfect image of a woman.
Thank you for your honesty.
You always know exactly what to say.
Hey, can I have a ticket to your gun show?
You're so great at everything. Is there anything you can't do?
You explain things in a way that makes me feel clever too.
You ask the questions everyone else was too embarrassed to ask, and they're always the right ones.
I've never seen anyone solve a problem as calmly as you do.
You could talk me into anything, and you'd have a footnote for every point.
Your brain is my favorite search engine.
You read the instructions and then improve on them.
Talking to you is like reading a really good book: I always want one more chapter.
You make complicated things sound simple, which is the hardest trick of all.
