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Tell them how you love them.

Saying it plainly is harder than it sounds, which is why people look for help with the wording. This page collects ways to say I love you, ranked by reader votes — some direct, some roundabout, some for when the plain version feels like too much too soon. Useful for cards, messages, anniversaries, or working up to saying it out loud for the first time. There are also gentler options here for the stage before you are ready to use the word itself, which is where most people looking at a page like this actually are. The top-rated ones are almost all short. That is not a coincidence.


The Best I Love You

Guess what? -- I love you!
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
You're my drug and I'm addicted to you!
I love you like a bear loves honey.
I love you like pancakes love syrup.
You make my heart race.
Your smile makes me smile.
Words can't describe how much I love you.
I don't know what I would do without you.
You make me laugh like no other!
You're sweet like candy.
I love you more than Monkeys loves Bananas!
I'd let you steal the white part of my Oreo.
You're the cheese in my macaroni.
I can't imagine life without you.
I love you like cookies love milk.
I love you more than Superman loves to fly.
I love you more than a dog loves a fire hydrant!
You are the gravy to my mashed potatoes.
I need you more than a fish needs water.

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