GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you. "


Comebacks:

What are you doing for the rest of your life?.... Becoming a crazy cat lady that watches Netflix all day while eating microwave dinners
By: jasmine on 09 Dec 2014
 
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I'm a lesbian
By: This Radom guy on 11 Aug 2015
 
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so am i
By: lesbian on 13 Oct 2015
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

Is your dad an austronat? Cause i think he took the stars right out of the sky, and put them in your eyes!
By: Chyanne on 06 Jun 2015
 
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Are you are a horse? Cause I'd like to ride
By: PINOYBOI1234 on 14 Aug 2015
 
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I don't know where this is from, but I do know that I will be saying it soon.
By: Bride2B on 08 Sep 2014
 
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When i say i love you please believe its true know that I'll never leave you please dont cry cause the day ill be saying that will be the day that i die
By: Ali on 23 Nov 2015
 
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Hey want some chocolate they're as sweet as you
By: Ali on 23 Nov 2015
 
 

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What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.