If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
Can I copy your dance moves?
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