GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox! "


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I'd slap ya. But that would be animal abuse.
By: supyall on 10 Jul 2017
no wonder why you eat like that because your an animal
By: cheez on 30 Jan 2019
I'm amish
By: coolkid97 on 04 Mar 2014

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i don unersan
By: i on 01 Feb 2018
no a cheesy pick up line is... -I lost my number can I have yours or... -Are you a drug 'cause I'm addicted
By: maddie on 21 Oct 2020
An ugly one!!!! OHHHHHHHH
By: coolkid97 on 04 Mar 2014

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Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!