Gut Busting Fat Insults

Fat insults can be funny, but you have to be careful, insult the wrong person and you may have more on your hands than you can handle.

The Best Fat Insults

You're the reason they invented double doors!
Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
Too fat to find a job? You could always become a 4-chin teller.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
Your neck is so fat that I can't tell where your jaw line is.
You have enough fat to make another human.
Just wait till you can't fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?
You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest.
You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!
You're so fat, you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
You look like a before picture.
You're so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

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