Fat insults can be funny, but you have to be careful, insult the wrong person and you may have more on your hands than you can handle.
You have enough fat to make another human.
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!
You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational field that repels any form of attractiveness.
Your body is so repulsive, it's like a walking advertisement for obesity.
You look like a before picture.
Looking at you is like witnessing the aftermath of a buffet massacre.
You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest.
You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
You're so fat, your double chin has its own gravitational pull.
You're so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
You're so fat, you leave a trail of grease wherever you go, like a slimy slug.
The mere sight of you is enough to make anyone lose their appetite.
Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?
I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say "when"
Your neck is so fat that I can't tell where your jaw line is.
You're so fat, your double chin has a double chin.
You're a light eater alright. As soon as it gets light, you starts eating.
