Fat insults can be funny, but you have to be careful, insult the wrong person and you may have more on your hands than you can handle.
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.
Looking at you is like witnessing the aftermath of a buffet massacre.
You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house.
Your body is so repulsive, it's like a walking advertisement for obesity.
You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!
You look like a before picture.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational field that repels any form of attractiveness.
You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
You're so fat, your double chin has its own gravitational pull.
You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest.
The mere sight of you is enough to make anyone lose their appetite.
You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
You're so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
You're so fat, you leave a trail of grease wherever you go, like a slimy slug.
Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?
I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say "when"
You're so fat, your double chin has a double chin.
Your neck is so fat that I can't tell where your jaw line is.
You're a light eater alright. As soon as it gets light, you starts eating.
