You're as useless as... Insults

The Best You're Useless

You're as useless as a glass hammer.

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74

You're as useless as a wooden frying-pan.

72

15

57

You're as useless as a Red Lights in Grand Theft Auto

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34

124

You're as useless as a knitted condom.

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You're as useless as ejection seats on a helicopter.

101

27

74

You're as useless as a concrete parachute.

67

18

49

You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

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You're as useless as Anne Frank's drum kit.

99

32

67

You're as useless as the G in Lasagna.

90

31

59

You're as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

51

19

32

You're as useless as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

57

23

34

You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'

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23

32

You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.

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22

25

You're as useless as a color blind interior decorator.

40

22

18

You're as useless as a cup of decaf.

33

19

14

You're as useless as condom machines in the Vatican.

42

26

16

You're as useless as handles on a snowball.

31

22

9

You're as useless as deodorant to cab drivers.

33

24

9

You're as useless as the second shift button on the keyboard.

41

30

11

You're as useless as a knife without a blade.

31

23

8

You're as useful as... Insults

The Best You're Useless

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