You're as useless as... Insults

The Best You're Useless

You're as useless as a glass hammer.

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105

You're as useless as a wooden frying-pan.

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19

76

You're as useless as a concrete parachute.

88

19

69

You're as useless as a knitted condom.

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328

You're as useless as a Red Lights in Grand Theft Auto

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43

128

You're as useless as ejection seats on a helicopter.

114

31

83

You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

401

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You're as useless as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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75

You're as useless as the G in Lasagna.

107

39

68

You're as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

65

24

41

You're as useless as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

67

27

40

You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.

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25

31

You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'

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30

33

You're as useless as a color blind interior decorator.

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25

20

You're as useless as a chocolate teapot.

38

23

15

You're as useless as condom machines in the Vatican.

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30

18

You're as useless as a cup of decaf.

37

24

13

You're as useless as an ashtray on a bike.

34

23

11

You're as useless as handles on a snowball.

36

27

9

You're as useless as a knife without a blade.

37

30

7

You're as useful as... Insults

The Best You're Useless

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