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You're as useful as... Insults

You're as useless as... insults. Not everyone's as useful as you so here's some ammunition to tell someone exactly how useless they are.


The Best You're Useless

You're as useless as a glass hammer.
You're as useless as a wooden frying-pan.
You're as useless as a Red Lights in Grand Theft Auto
You're as useless as a knitted condom.
You're as useless as ejection seats on a helicopter.
You're as useless as a concrete parachute.
You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
You're as useless as Anne Frank's drum kit.
You're as useless as the G in Lasagna.
You're as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.
You're as useless as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'
You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
You're as useless as a color blind interior decorator.
You're as useless as a cup of decaf.
You're as useless as condom machines in the Vatican.
You're as useless as handles on a snowball.
You're as useless as deodorant to cab drivers.
You're as useless as the second shift button on the keyboard.
You're as useless as a knife without a blade.

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