You're as useless as... Insults

The Best You're Useless

You're as useless as a glass hammer.

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91

You're as useless as a wooden frying-pan.

86

18

68

You're as useless as a knitted condom.

410

97

313

You're as useless as a Red Lights in Grand Theft Auto

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39

127

You're as useless as a concrete parachute.

79

19

60

You're as useless as ejection seats on a helicopter.

109

30

79

You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

395

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You're as useless as Anne Frank's drum kit.

109

37

72

You're as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

59

22

37

You're as useless as the G in Lasagna.

100

38

62

You're as useless as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

65

26

39

You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'

60

27

33

You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.

50

24

26

You're as useless as a color blind interior decorator.

44

24

20

You're as useless as a cup of decaf.

35

23

12

You're as useless as condom machines in the Vatican.

43

29

14

You're as useless as a chocolate teapot.

34

23

11

You're as useless as a knife without a blade.

35

26

9

You're as useless as the second shift button on the keyboard.

44

35

9

You're as useless as deodorant to cab drivers.

34

27

7

You're as useful as... Insults

The Best You're Useless

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