You're as useless as... Insults

The Best You're Useless

You're as useless as a glass hammer.

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89

You're as useless as a wooden frying-pan.

84

16

68

You're as useless as a knitted condom.

406

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311

You're as useless as a Red Lights in Grand Theft Auto

163

38

125

You're as useless as a concrete parachute.

77

18

59

You're as useless as ejection seats on a helicopter.

108

28

80

You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

394

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271

You're as useless as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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35

71

You're as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

57

21

36

You're as useless as the G in Lasagna.

98

37

61

You're as useless as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

65

25

40

You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'

59

27

32

You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.

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24

You're as useless as a color blind interior decorator.

43

24

19

You're as useless as a cup of decaf.

35

23

12

You're as useless as condom machines in the Vatican.

43

29

14

You're as useless as a chocolate teapot.

34

23

11

You're as useless as a knife without a blade.

33

25

8

You're as useless as the second shift button on the keyboard.

43

34

9

You're as useless as deodorant to cab drivers.

34

27

7

You're as useful as... Insults

The Best You're Useless

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