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You're as useful as... Insults

You're as useless as... insults. Not everyone's as useful as you so here's some ammunition to tell someone exactly how useless they are.


The Best You're Useless

You're as useless as a glass hammer.
You're as useless as a wooden frying-pan.
You're as useless as a knitted condom.
You're as useless as a concrete parachute.
You're as useless as a Red Lights in Grand Theft Auto
You're as useless as ejection seats on a helicopter.
You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
You're as useless as Anne Frank's drum kit.
You're as useless as the G in Lasagna.
You're as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.
You're as useless as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'
You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
You're as useless as a color blind interior decorator.
You're as useless as a chocolate teapot.
You're as useless as condom machines in the Vatican.
You're as useless as a cup of decaf.
You're as useless as an ashtray on a bike.
You're as useless as handles on a snowball.
You're as useless as a knife without a blade.

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