You're as useless as... Insults

The Best You're Useless

You're as useless as a glass hammer.

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109

You're as useless as a wooden frying-pan.

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79

You're as useless as a concrete parachute.

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19

71

You're as useless as a knitted condom.

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You're as useless as a Red Lights in Grand Theft Auto

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131

You're as useless as ejection seats on a helicopter.

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84

You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

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You're as useless as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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81

You're as useless as the G in Lasagna.

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70

You're as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

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42

You're as useless as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

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40

You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.

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31

You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'

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35

You're as useless as a color blind interior decorator.

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23

You're as useless as a chocolate teapot.

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24

16

You're as useless as condom machines in the Vatican.

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19

You're as useless as an ashtray on a bike.

37

23

14

You're as useless as a cup of decaf.

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12

You're as useless as handles on a snowball.

38

29

9

You're as useless as the second shift button on the keyboard.

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38

9

You're as useful as... Insults

The Best You're Useless

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