Funny Ugly Insults

Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.

The Best Ugly Insults

The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!
You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

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