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Funny Ugly Insults and Roasts - Part 2
Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Greatest Ugly Roasts and Insults
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
Your mother hasn't smiled since the car accident. By that I mean the moment you were conceived in the back seat.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
Your existence is proof that natural selection has failed miserably, allowing the weakest and most repugnant specimens to survive.
If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
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