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Funny Ugly Insults and Roasts - Part 2
Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Greatest Ugly Roasts and Insults
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
Your mother hasn't smiled since the car accident. By that I mean the moment you were conceived in the back seat.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
If ugliness was a profession, you'd be the CEO.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would throw up their hands in defeat at the sight of your face.
Your appearance is an affront to the very concept of beauty, a walking abomination.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
Congratulations, you've managed to achieve a level of ugliness that defies all known standards of aesthetics.
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