Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
You should eat some of your make up so you can be pretty on the inside.
You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
You're so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you!
Looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
You're not exactly bad looking. There's just one little problem between your ears - your face!
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a horror movie director run out of ideas.
Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.
Your face looks like it was designed by Picasso during a drunken stupor.
Your appearance is so repulsive, it could curdle milk from a hundred yards away.
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
Nice tan, orange is my favorite color.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober.
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
