Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Greatest Ugly Roasts and Insults
The only thing I will ever give you credit for is that you somehow managed to dodge that fucking coat hanger for the first 9 months of that sorry excuse that you call a life!
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a blind person cry tears of despair.
You're so ugly, they call you the exterminator, because you kill bugs on sight.
Your face is like a failed science experiment, a grotesque mutation of mismatched features.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would refuse to touch your face, knowing that it's beyond saving.
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
The clothes you wear are so ugly even a scarecrow wouldn't wear them.
Your ugliness is so intense, it's like a punch in the face to anyone unfortunate enough to gaze upon you.
If shit looked at you, it would call you daddy.
I've seen transvestites who look more feminine than you.
Your appearance is so repugnant, it could make a sewage treatment plant smell like a field of roses.
You have a face that could make a strong man weep tears of despair and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
Your ugliness is so all-encompassing, it's a wonder that mirrors don't shatter in your presence.
Your face is like a train wreck, a horrifying disaster that leaves onlookers scarred for life.
Congratulations, you've achieved a level of repulsiveness that defies all comprehension.
Nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?
Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run UP your face.
Your mom must have a really loud bark!
Go apologize to your mother for not being a stillborn.
You have a face that could make a blind person regain their sight, only to gouge their own eyes out in horror.
