Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
Your ears are so big when you stand on a mountain they look like trophy handles.
You have a very sympathetic face. It has everyone's sympathy.
You're so ugly words can't explain it. So I'll just go throw up.
The sheer sight of you is enough to make innocent bystanders lose their appetite and question the cruelty of the universe.
If ugliness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence without parole.
Your mirror must have the patience of a saint to endure the sight of your hideous reflection every day.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder of the cruelty of fate.
You have a face that could turn milk sour and wilt flowers.
People avoid you like the plague, not just because of your ugliness, but because you radiate a putrid stench of repulsiveness.
Your mirror must be traumatized from having to reflect your hideous visage day after day.
If there was an award for the ugliest motherfucker on the planet, you'd win it without any competition.
Your face looks like it was hit by a freight train, then dragged through a field of broken glass for good measure.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder that life can be cruel and unforgiving.
I've seen better-looking piles of dog shit on the sidewalk than you.
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
I'd say that you're funny but looks aren't everything.
Your family tree must be a circle.
