Car Insults

Some cars are so bad they deserve an insults. We've searched around and found some of the best in the internet.

The Best Car Insults

That Toyota logo resembles a circumcision.

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Call an Audi a Jetta.

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Wow, you were going really fast when I passed you.

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Did you become an asshole before or after you got the BMW?

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Your car is so slow it has a calendar for a speedometer.

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That 4 banger sounds like a thousand frogs farting in unison.

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So it started today too, huh?

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Call a Tesla a Prius.

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Do you thank your car every time it starts?

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The only thing that produces more smoke than your mum's crack pipe is your car.

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Your car is so stupid the manual is written in crayon.

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Any time you see a BRZ call it an FRS, and vice versa.

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Put your catalytic converter back on or buy some loctite.

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Call a Lexus a nice Camry or nice Toyota.

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Call a lifted truck a throbbing metal penis.

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Call a crossover a minivan.

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Call a Tesla a nice Leaf.

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Call a WRX a Corolla

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Call a 350z an Infiniti.

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I want a car like that when I'm older... much, much older.

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