Car Insults

Buckle up for a wild ride through a collection of clever jabs, humorous digs, and sassy comebacks tailored for every type of vehicle. Whether you're a gearhead looking for a laugh or just want to rev your banter engine, we're the pit stop for all things automotive and amusing. So, shift into humor gear and navigate through our pages to discover the ultimate destination for automotive roasts and vehicular verbal burnouts!

The Best Car Insults

Did you become an asshole before or after you got the BMW?

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So it started today too, huh?

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When its time for an oil change, keep the oil and change the car.

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Do you thank your car every time it starts?

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Your car is so slow it has a calendar for a speedometer.

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Call an Audi a Jetta.

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That 4 banger sounds like a thousand frogs farting in unison.

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That Toyota logo resembles a circumcision.

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I want a car like that when I'm older... much, much older.

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The only thing that produces more smoke than your mum's crack pipe is your car.

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Wow, you were going really fast when I passed you.

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Did you lift that truck so you don't get your dress dirty?

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Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.

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Your car is so stupid the manual is written in crayon.

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Call a Lexus a nice Camry or nice Toyota.

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Call a crossover a minivan.

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Call a Tesla a nice Leaf.

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Call a WRX a Corolla

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Call a 350z an Infiniti.

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