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" Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you. "

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Roses are Red,Violets are Blue your a waste of space,dont worry your mom is too
By: badout on 19 Mar 2015
Swans are white, BlueJays are blue,I would rather cry,then looking at you!
By: panda on 23 Jun 2015
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE MONKEYS LIKE U BELONG IN THE ZOO DONT BE MAD ILL BE THERE TO NOT IN THE CAGE BUT LAGHING AT U
By: SHANANNAY on 16 Jun 2015
Roses are red, weed is greener, you just earned yourself a kick in the wiener.
By: Amaru on 25 Nov 2015
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When I look at you, I automatically get the flue
By: panda on 23 Jun 2015
I would love to insult u but I can't do as well as nature did
By: What to say if someone insults u on 21 Jun 2015
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.
By: -Q.K. on 22 Feb 2016
You'd better pull it out of your boyfriend's ass then....
By: Magnus on 29 Mar 2015
Roses are red violets are blue, I smell stupidity and it must be you
By: Intellectual handiwork on 19 Mar 2016
when you where born you weren't the first to cry
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
Roses are dead, Violets are too, when the world ends, so will you..
By: love on 19 May 2015
id slap you but that would be animal abuse
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
Roses are red, Pink starts with P, I've never seen something drop so hard, Since the Greek economy.
By: Phan on 08 Oct 2015
Roses are red, grass is green yo ugly ass makes me want to scream!
By: adahir on 08 Jun 2015
Yeah, but sadly the 1st one's caught in you mother's ass
By: Anonymous on 31 May 2015
Oh so we're saying poems now? Heard of the one when your existence was a mistake?
By: Bob on 18 Jul 2015
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers the middle ones for you!!!!!!!👌✌👍🙊😆😝😰😬💪
By: Kylie on 27 Feb 2017
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, Your Mom Is A Hoe, And You Are Too
By: Your Mama on 22 May 2015
If brains were dynamite, YOU WOULDNT HAVE ENOUGH TO BLOW YOUR NOSE!
By: on 19 Mar 2017
Your poem is like your life. Its an insult
By: 233321 on 09 Nov 2015
OMG I did not know you could count. when did you learn to do that, Today?
By: Meow_Maddie on 20 Dec 2015
Why don't you take it off and give it to someone who can use it properly
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
Your mom is a prankster, she pranked your dad when she made you.
By: Joe on 07 Apr 2016
roses are red, violets are blue, until i saw you
By: cool on 14 Apr 2017
Roses are red, Violets ain't blue, I may be sexy, but guess what... not you.
By: I8 the Talk O. on 07 Aug 2016
roses are red, violets are blue, but when i saw you that changed
By: cool on 14 Apr 2017
Roses are red, violets are blue, go fetch this ball, I am throwing it to you. I will be in the kitchen, making stew, do not worry because, I will cook you too.
By: Hi on 26 Feb 2020
your giving me your ring finger? since the thumb isn't actually a finger? cool then ill go get a butchers cleaver and take it off your hands for you.
By: Smooth_Custard on 13 Oct 2015
people like you make the existence of my middle finger
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
roses are red, violets are blue. I have herpies and so do you. happy valentines day. wheee!
By: phoenix firey on 27 Oct 2016
Roses are dead Violets are dead too and yo ass going to be too when im done with YYOOOUUUU!!!!!
By: sheeesh on 09 Jul 2021
Rose are red violets are blue you look like a donkey not even a mother could love you
By: DOUBT on 04 Oct 2021
your so ugly, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the doctor
By: supdog2320 on 03 Jun 2023
Roses are red violets are blue you have a bold patch would you like some glue
By: Rubie on 18 Aug 2023
If only I had a frick to give
By: Unknown on 18 Oct 2024
roses are red violets are blue, when I saw him with you I laughed to
By: Shut up on 03 Dec 2024
your mom is so ugly hello kitty said good bye
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
:)
By: person on 02 Sep 2015
Yeah? Well my whole fist is for your mother
By: A3TH4N on 27 Nov 2015
Look who can count!
By: Lumberjack on 11 Apr 2016
If you need it that much please remove it from you mama's ass
By: Bo on 04 Sep 2015
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Your mom is questioning you! (LOL)
By: LeeGamerGirl on 08 Feb 2016
Roses are red, violets are blue, you actually have ten fingers, because the amount of hands you have is two.
By: KhaosC on 31 May 2016
roses are red, violets are blue, but when i saw you that changed
By: cool on 14 Apr 2017
What happened to your other five.
By: Anonymous on 28 Dec 2015
Roses are not only red, they are of different colours too. Why give your finger when you yourself use it down your ass. :3
By: Sarcastic_priest on 29 Nov 2015
your mom is so dumb she died of hunger in a super market
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
You're so stupid, you wouldn't know what the third finger is, so you gave me a thumb up
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
Your so stupid that when you take a test you would get fs
By: Erica e on 25 Nov 2016
roses are red you are an asshole.
By: maggie on 21 Nov 2015
Gawd Look at , you i hope god comes up and picks up you
By: DemPvperz on 29 Jul 2015
Cardinals are red,bats are black,Get out of my face or I will get my rat :)
By: panda on 23 Jun 2015
Those we fingers? I thought they were sausages...
By: OwlGirl on 26 Mar 2015
Roses are red,violets are dead, the middle finger is bigger then ur penis
By: No one on 01 Jun 2015
You know what, SCREW YOU TOO!!!
By: CoLbYmiLdFiRe on 24 Mar 2015
wait show me that finger again and i will show you a cool trick *pulls finger back and breaks it* now you will never show that finger again!
By: Saphire on 04 Apr 2015

Variations & Alternatives:

roses are red, violets are bkue and i kill you!
By: oof on 16 Nov 2020
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five digits and the third one is for you.
By: FixIt on 11 Nov 2015
at least i am the pretiest boy in the school. they got to learn to hate. ROASTED LOL. SHREKT
By: SAH DUDE on 14 Feb 2017
when you where born you weren't the first to cry
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
people like you make the existence of my middle finger
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016

Comments:

roses are red,violets are blue,God made me Beutiful,but what the he'll happened to you?!
By: madison on 20 May 2016
all my middl fingers are for you bitch
By: Lizy 342 on 18 Mar 2017
Roses are red, voilets are blue, I was made beautiful, the fuck happened to you? Don't be sad, don't be blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
By: Ultimate on 14 Feb 2017
I don't have a Bucket List, but I do have a F**k It List a mile long!
By: Terri on 30 Apr 2017
roses are red violets are blue your a bitch and an ugly one too
By: Austin on 15 Mar 2017
I'm not saying I hate you but i'll unplug your life to charge my phone
By: Yahya on 28 Mar 2017
Saying the "3rd finger" is not being quite specific. The chances of the middle-finger being the third is 1/4!, or 1/24.
By: Pff on 08 Dec 2017
roses are red, violets are blue an idiot monkey looks just like you
By: shubz on 04 Jun 2018
roses are blue, violets are blue, i never caught the flu, until saw YOU!
By: ofer1132o is my roblox account add me on 08 Jul 2019
The best comebacks can be using their template but switching some words around
By: Anonymous on 26 Feb 2020
roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, the middle is for you
By: NoName on 16 Nov 2020
Roses are red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What happened to YOU????
By: ???/ on 16 May 2016
Roses are red that may be true but violets are purple not fucking blue!
By: Ghostkill2525 on 29 Jul 2016
It was so funny as heck
By: Hunter on 01 Oct 2016
roses are red violets are blue.I have herpies and so do you.......... happy valentines day wheeeeee!
By: phoenix firey on 27 Oct 2016
Roses are red, grass is greener, you're just upset because you have a small wiener
By: Flubber on 11 Jun 2018
Roses are red Violets are blue When I do a shit Is because I thought of you.
By: Mez on 23 Dec 2018
rose are red violets I have a gun so get in the van
By: nic alparone on 15 Feb 2020
roses are dead so as violets and yo ass to when im don t with YYOOOUUUU!!!!!
By: sheeesh on 09 Jul 2021
Roses are blood withered flowers are black and yo existence is that because im right here with yo dumbass
By: sheeesh on 09 Jul 2021
Roses are red Violets aren't blue You are an idiot and your mom is one too.
By: Random on 20 Aug 2021
I have two hands five on hand and the third one is for you
By: Ez on 26 Jun 2023
I have two hands five on hand and the third one is for you
By: Ez on 26 Jun 2023
was he talking to me?
By: Jeffrey Koch on 18 Feb 2025
Bro this is so good
By: Leo the banana on 15 Jan 2026
I like chicken nugets aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
By: Leo the banana on 15 Jan 2026
[Man] I should just stop, I'm not getting anywhere [Woman] You might get somewhere if you carry on walking.
By: Meh on 05 Aug 2015
Roses are red , violets are blur I thought voldormour was ugly but then I saw you
By: Bruh on 19 Jan 2016
@badout You're*
By: NIGGER on 13 Oct 2016
Roses Are Red violets are purple You Think Thats Worng BUT ITS NOT FREAKING BLUE
By: Rosie on 30 Mar 2017
Roses are red, violets are blue, see these five fingers? Yeah, the middle ones for you! Oh yeah i can tell, u have them as well, you show it to me? I wish u good luck, now please get to f**k
By: SeemA_who on 15 Jan 2018
At least I know what 1+1 is unlike you who thinks it is 2.
By: Cool on 07 Feb 2017
Oh I'll tell this to my English teacher that I hate!
By: Alex F on 17 Mar 2016
Y u do this u can study! 😤
By: Yo mama on 04 Mar 2016
my friend told me this! i love it and i use it all the time!
By: Saphire on 04 Apr 2015
bombs r black blood is red dont look 4 mom cuz she's dead
By: Qixz on 28 Apr 2015
thats a good one
By: bob on 05 Oct 2015
Turd
By: Donut on 17 Mar 2015
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
By: derrick lopez on 28 Mar 2015
Your so black when u went for ugliest fest they said no professionals
By: pk on 11 Sep 2015
Your looking in a mirror.
By: Troll on 09 Mar 2015

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.