Roses are Red,Violets are Blue your a waste of space,dont worry your mom is too
By: badout on 19 Mar 2015
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Swans are white,
BlueJays are blue,I would rather cry,then looking at you!
By: panda on 24 Jun 2015
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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE MONKEYS LIKE U BELONG IN THE ZOO DONT BE MAD ILL BE THERE TO NOT IN THE CAGE BUT LAGHING AT U
By: SHANANNAY on 16 Jun 2015
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Roses are red, weed is greener, you just earned yourself a kick in the wiener.
By: Amaru on 25 Nov 2015
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When I look at you,
I automatically get the flue
By: panda on 24 Jun 2015
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I would love to insult u but I can't do as well as nature did
By: What to say if someone insults u on 21 Jun 2015
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.
By: -Q.K. on 23 Feb 2016
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You'd better pull it out of your boyfriend's ass then....
By: Magnus on 29 Mar 2015
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Roses are red violets are blue, I smell stupidity and it must be you
By: Intellectual handiwork on 20 Mar 2016
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when you where born you weren't the first to cry
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
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Roses are dead, Violets are too, when the world ends, so will you..
By: love on 19 May 2015
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id slap you but that would be animal abuse
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
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Roses are red, Pink starts with P,
I've never seen something drop so hard,
Since the Greek economy.
By: Phan on 08 Oct 2015
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Roses are red, grass is green yo ugly ass makes me want to scream!
By: adahir on 08 Jun 2015
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Oh so we're saying poems now? Heard of the one when your existence was a mistake?
By: Bob on 18 Jul 2015
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Yeah, but sadly the 1st one's caught in you mother's ass
By: Anonymous on 01 Jun 2015
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers the middle ones for you!!!!!!!👌✌👍🙊😆😝😰😬💪
By: Kylie on 27 Feb 2017
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, Your Mom Is A Hoe, And You Are Too
By: Your Mama on 22 May 2015
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If brains were dynamite, YOU WOULDNT HAVE ENOUGH TO BLOW YOUR NOSE!
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OMG I did not know you could count. when did you learn to do that, Today?
By: Meow_Maddie on 20 Dec 2015
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Your poem is like your life. Its an insult
By: 233321 on 09 Nov 2015
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Your mom is a prankster, she pranked your dad when she made you.
By: Joe on 08 Apr 2016
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Why don't you take it off and give it to someone who can use it properly
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
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roses are red, violets are blue, until i saw you
By: cool on 15 Apr 2017
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Roses are red, Violets ain't blue, I may be sexy, but guess what... not you.
By: I8 the Talk O. on 07 Aug 2016
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Roses are red, violets are blue, go fetch this ball, I am throwing it to you. I will be in the kitchen, making stew, do not worry because, I will cook you too.
By: Hi on 26 Feb 2020
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roses are red, violets are blue, but when i saw you that changed
By: cool on 15 Apr 2017
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Roses are dead Violets are dead too and yo ass going to be too when im done with YYOOOUUUU!!!!!
By: sheeesh on 09 Jul 2021
Rose are red violets are blue you look like a donkey not even a mother could love you
By: DOUBT on 04 Oct 2021
your so ugly, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the doctor
By: supdog2320 on 03 Jun 2023
your giving me your ring finger? since the thumb isn't actually a finger? cool then ill go get a butchers cleaver and take it off your hands for you.
By: Smooth_Custard on 13 Oct 2015
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people like you make the existence of my middle finger
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
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Roses are red violets are blue you have a bold patch would you like some glue
By: Rubie on 19 Aug 2023
roses are red, violets are blue. I have herpies and so do you. happy valentines day.
wheee!
By: phoenix firey on 27 Oct 2016
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your mom is so ugly hello kitty said good bye
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
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:)
By: person on 02 Sep 2015
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Look who can count!
By: Lumberjack on 11 Apr 2016
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Yeah? Well my whole fist is for your mother
By: A3TH4N on 27 Nov 2015
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Roses are red, violets are blue, you actually have ten fingers, because the amount of hands you have is two.
By: KhaosC on 01 Jun 2016
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If you need it that much please remove it from you mama's ass
By: Bo on 04 Sep 2015
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Your mom is questioning you! (LOL)
By: LeeGamerGirl on 08 Feb 2016
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roses are red, violets are blue, but when i saw you that changed
By: cool on 15 Apr 2017
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What happened to your other five.
By: Anonymous on 28 Dec 2015
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Roses are not only red, they are of different colours too. Why give your finger when you yourself use it down your ass. :3
By: Sarcastic_priest on 29 Nov 2015
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your mom is so dumb she died of hunger in a super market
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
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You're so stupid, you wouldn't know what the third finger is, so you gave me a thumb up
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
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Your so stupid that when you take a test you would get fs
By: Erica e on 25 Nov 2016
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roses are red you are an asshole.
By: maggie on 22 Nov 2015
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Gawd Look at , you i hope god comes up and picks up you
By: DemPvperz on 30 Jul 2015
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Cardinals are red,bats are black,Get out of my face or I will get my rat :)
By: panda on 24 Jun 2015
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Those we fingers? I thought they were sausages...
By: OwlGirl on 26 Mar 2015
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Roses are red,violets are dead, the middle finger is bigger then ur penis
By: No one on 02 Jun 2015
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wait show me that finger again and i will show you a cool trick *pulls finger back and breaks it* now you will never show that finger again!
By: Saphire on 04 Apr 2015
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You know what, SCREW YOU TOO!!!
By: CoLbYmiLdFiRe on 24 Mar 2015
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roses are red, violets are bkue and i kill you!
By: oof on 16 Nov 2020
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at least i am the pretiest boy in the school. they got to learn to hate. ROASTED LOL. SHREKT
By: SAH DUDE on 15 Feb 2017
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five digits and the third one is for you.
By: FixIt on 12 Nov 2015
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when you where born you weren't the first to cry
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
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people like you make the existence of my middle finger
By: ivan on 16 Jan 2016
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roses are red,violets are blue,God made me Beutiful,but what the he'll happened to you?!
By: madison on 21 May 2016
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all my middl fingers are for you bitch
By: Lizy 342 on 19 Mar 2017
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I don't have a Bucket List, but I do have a F**k It List a mile long!
By: Terri on 01 May 2017
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Roses are red, voilets are blue, I was made beautiful, the fuck happened to you? Don't be sad, don't be blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
By: Ultimate on 14 Feb 2017
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roses are red violets are blue your a bitch and an ugly one too
By: Austin on 15 Mar 2017
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I'm not saying I hate you but i'll unplug your life to charge my phone
By: Yahya on 28 Mar 2017
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roses are red,
violets are blue,
i have five fingers,
the middle is for you
By: NoName on 16 Nov 2020
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The best comebacks can be using their template but switching some words around
By: Anonymous on 26 Feb 2020
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Saying the "3rd finger" is not being quite specific. The chances of the middle-finger being the third is 1/4!, or 1/24.
By: Pff on 09 Dec 2017
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roses are blue, violets are blue, i never caught the flu, until saw YOU!
By: ofer1132o is my roblox account add me on 08 Jul 2019
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roses are red, violets are blue an idiot monkey looks just like you
By: shubz on 04 Jun 2018
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rose are red violets I have a gun so get in the van
By: nic alparone on 15 Feb 2020
roses are dead so as violets and yo ass to when im don t with YYOOOUUUU!!!!!
By: sheeesh on 09 Jul 2021
Roses are blood withered flowers are black
and yo existence is that because im right here with yo dumbass
By: sheeesh on 09 Jul 2021
Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
You are an idiot
and your mom is one too.
By: Random on 20 Aug 2021
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When I do a shit
Is because I thought of you.
By: Mez on 23 Dec 2018
I have two hands five on hand and the third one is for you
By: Ez on 26 Jun 2023
I have two hands five on hand and the third one is for you
By: Ez on 26 Jun 2023
Roses are red, grass is greener, you're just upset because you have a small wiener
By: Flubber on 11 Jun 2018
It was so funny as heck
By: Hunter on 01 Oct 2016
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Roses are red that may be true but violets are purple not fucking
blue!
By: Ghostkill2525 on 30 Jul 2016
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Roses are red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What happened to YOU????
By: ???/ on 16 May 2016
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roses are red violets are blue.I have herpies and so do you.......... happy valentines day wheeeeee!
By: phoenix firey on 27 Oct 2016
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[Man] I should just stop, I'm not getting anywhere [Woman] You might get somewhere if you carry on walking.
By: Meh on 05 Aug 2015
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Roses Are Red
violets are purple
You Think Thats Worng
BUT ITS NOT FREAKING BLUE
By: Rosie on 30 Mar 2017
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Roses are red , violets are blur I thought voldormour was ugly but then I saw you
By: Bruh on 20 Jan 2016
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@badout You're*
By: NIGGER on 13 Oct 2016
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Roses are red, violets are blue, see these five fingers? Yeah, the middle ones for you! Oh yeah i can tell, u have them as well, you show it to me? I wish u good luck, now please get to f**k
By: SeemA_who on 15 Jan 2018
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At least I know what 1+1 is unlike you who thinks it is 2.
By: Cool on 08 Feb 2017
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Oh I'll tell this to my English teacher that I hate!
By: Alex F on 18 Mar 2016
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Y u do this u can study! 😤
By: Yo mama on 04 Mar 2016
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my friend told me this! i love it and i use it all the time!
By: Saphire on 04 Apr 2015
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thats a good one
By: bob on 05 Oct 2015
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bombs r black
blood is red
dont look 4 mom
cuz she's dead
By: Qixz on 28 Apr 2015
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
By: derrick lopez on 29 Mar 2015
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Turd
By: Donut on 17 Mar 2015
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Your so black when u went for ugliest fest they said no professionals
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