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Why, is it because they don't have to see your face every day either?
By: pepe
on 03 Apr 2015
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Why? It's not like you actually have friends?
By: Anonymous
on 02 Jun 2015
10
3
7
Why? Is it because you're tired of living under the shadow of awesome?
By: love
on 19 May 2015
10
3
7
And I feel sorry for all the people that have met you.
By: Muster up something
on 14 Jun 2017
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4
What's the difference between me and you? I get paid and you don't.
By: Jerry
on 23 Apr 2016
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2
4
Your so fat that Hawking based his theory of black holes on your ass
By: mac
on 02 Sep 2016
2
2
Nice, that sounds very familiar in your case
By: Hi
on 26 Feb 2020
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1
Funny I was thinking the same thing about you
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 12 Jun 2016
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2
So you're jealous of the pepole who destroyed the twin towers?
By: oof
on 08 Oct 2017
well your parents wanted to send you to adoption but they didn't agree because you were too ugly
By: Teags
on 16 Aug 2017
Because they have the pleasure of meeting me for the first time?
By: Nice
on 23 Dec 2016
You need someone as ugly as you?
By: Shadow4Life
on 29 May 2016
1
1
Why Is That? You Wanna See People Uglier The Me?
By: SomeStranger
on 29 May 2016
1
1
'cause they don't get to look a monkey in the face and smile....or worst of all talk to it daily.
By: Whiteshadow
on 16 Mar 2016
2
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Yeah and they all colminate into the essence of karma and one day they'll come for you and make your life miserable
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 22 Jan 2016
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The only difference between you and a neanderthal is the time period
By: asskicker3
on 14 Jun 2015
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4
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YO MOMAAAAA!
By: WTFISHUD
on 12 Apr 2015
4
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because there all african
By: ur mother
on 28 Apr 2015
2
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Nice one!
By: ggh
on 24 Mar 2015
6
3
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I agree with the woman who made this
By: jessy
on 24 Mar 2015
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If laughter really is the best medicine, your face might just cure the world's deadliest diseases.
By: imbadatroasting
on 13 Apr 2025
Do I have to care? Like is that my goal in life?
By:
on 18 Mar 2017
Is it sad that I tell my wife, have to explain it, and she still doesn't get it?
By: Chap
on 13 May 2015
If laughter really is the best medicine, your face might just cure the world's deadliest diseases.
By: imbadatroasting
on 13 Apr 2025
because there all bums
By: ur mother
on 28 Apr 2015
2
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sit on a bridge!
By: ggh
on 24 Mar 2015
7
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