" I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you! "

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Why, is it because they don't have to see your face every day either?

By: pepe on 04 Apr 2015

3 27

Why? Is it because you're tired of living under the shadow of awesome?

By: love on 19 May 2015

3 7

Why? It's not like you actually have friends?

By: Anonymous on 03 Jun 2015

3 7

And I feel sorry for all the people that have met you.

By: Muster up something on 14 Jun 2017

What's the difference between me and you? I get paid and you don't.

By: Jerry on 24 Apr 2016

2 4

Your so fat that Hawking based his theory of black holes on your ass

By: mac on 02 Sep 2016

Nice, that sounds very familiar in your case

By: Hi on 26 Feb 2020

Funny I was thinking the same thing about you

By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Jun 2016

So you're jealous of the pepole who destroyed the twin towers?

By: oof on 09 Oct 2017

Because they have the pleasure of meeting me for the first time?

By: Nice on 24 Dec 2016

well your parents wanted to send you to adoption but they didn't agree because you were too ugly

By: Teags on 16 Aug 2017

Why Is That? You Wanna See People Uglier The Me?

By: SomeStranger on 30 May 2016

You need someone as ugly as you?

By: Shadow4Life on 30 May 2016

'cause they don't get to look a monkey in the face and smile....or worst of all talk to it daily.

By: Whiteshadow on 16 Mar 2016

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Yeah and they all colminate into the essence of karma and one day they'll come for you and make your life miserable

By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

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The only difference between you and a neanderthal is the time period

By: asskicker3 on 14 Jun 2015

4 -3

YO MOMAAAAA!

By: WTFISHUD on 12 Apr 2015

23 -19

because there all african

By: ur mother on 28 Apr 2015

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Nice one!

By: ggh on 24 Mar 2015

3 3

I agree with the woman who made this

By: jessy on 24 Mar 2015

3 2

Is it sad that I tell my wife, have to explain it, and she still doesn't get it?

By: Chap on 13 May 2015

Do I have to care? Like is that my goal in life?

By: on 19 Mar 2017

because there all bums

By: ur mother on 28 Apr 2015

2 -2

sit on a bridge!

By: ggh on 24 Mar 2015

7 -7

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