" You're as useless as a knitted condom. "

You're Useless

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What, the same kind of condom your dad used?

By: Jeff on 09 Jun 2015

Why don't you wear one to keep your dick warm in winter so it doesn't shrivel up and become smaller than it already is(comeback for boys) Yeah I think you need to go to the toilet more because you're full of shit(comeback for girls)

By: Intellectual handiwork on 03 Aug 2016

You're as useless as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016

i've been called worst than that ... your friend

By: anna on 25 May 2015

At least it's better than no condom at all. Oh wait- isn't that you?

By: i really don't have time for this on 21 Jun 2017

Yeah and you're proof that normal condoms can be as useless as knitted ones.

By: Muster up something on 26 Aug 2017

What are paper or plastic

By: Yo mama on 26 Oct 2022

You ARE useless

By: CaptainCommando on 11 Apr 2015

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Ugly

By: Lol on 27 Jun 2015

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Useless as tits on a nun.

By: J2P2 on 31 Oct 2016

Atleast I'm not paper

By: Yo mama on 26 Oct 2022

For boys : No doubt you need a satnav to find your dick

By: Ashie_Poo on 17 Jan 2017

Why do you weigh as much as you're phone number?

By: Troll on 03 Dec 2015

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