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" If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. "

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I asked them about mistakes, they said their mistake was meeting you
By: Brandon on 11 May 2015
You sure seem to know a lot about mistakes, and that's no surprise since you see one in the mirror everyday!
By: ARandomHuman on 16 Mar 2016
Oh this is coming from the one who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on its way down?
By: Anna on 30 Dec 2014
Your family is a biological mystery.
By: mac on 12 Sep 2016
So, how long did it take you to find that roast on google?
By: Anonymous Savage on 15 Oct 2017
Wow I never knew you could talk out of your arse
By: Intellectual handiwork on 03 Aug 2016
Thanks for the advice, but please, stop talking about things you do not have.
By: Hi on 22 Mar 2020
Your face looks like its been through world war one
By: mac on 02 Sep 2016
No, my friends recommended you.
By: Gamer on 02 Mar 2019
Dumbass
By: Abby on 19 Aug 2015
Well I know your parents biggest mistake; YOU!
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

Variations & Alternatives:

Them:you were a mistake You:you clearly don't know what a mistake is so how about you go ask your mom she would know about mistakes I mean hey she lives with one
By: Dominic on 03 Sep 2015

Comments:

nah I don't ask my parents I learn from my mistakes but all you do is talk shit when your mouth is full no wonder why you have cavities
By: michael colbey on 29 Oct 2017
damn
By: v on 09 Dec 2015
If you really want to know about all that shit coming out of your mouth, speak to the cave
By: Thinking for Comebacks on 04 Jan 2019
I said that to my friend in school an he called 911 on me
By: austin on 13 Apr 2025
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you
By: austin on 13 Apr 2025
I said that to my friend in school an he called 911 on me
By: austin on 13 Apr 2025
You want to know about arseholes ask a proctologist and they'll compare you to one.
By: Muster up something on 14 Jun 2017
When I asked them about mistakes they 9/11. Though they r Mexican.
By: joey on 01 Jul 2015

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If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.