Good. The sooner I die, the sooner I'll never have to look at your sorry ass ever again.
By: rorschachinstein on
22 Jan 2016
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Too bad you can't afford one!
By: NotWitty on
18 Feb 2016
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What are you talking abou? You won't even be able to afford a phone
By: SWK on
12 Jan 2016
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I'd do the same thing if you had a life
By: Andy on
06 Apr 2017
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You'll be the one on life support after I'm done with you!
By: Roaster on
14 Mar 2016
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im not saying i hate u but if u got run over by a bus, id be driving that bus. ;)
By: Mr Bureed A'live on
27 Jul 2017
11
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If you have to use a life support machine to charge it than you must have a really shitty phone
By: Intellectual handiwork on
22 Jan 2016
26
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yeah, your 2008 flip phone that your mom bought you for your sweet sixteen
By: Samuel on
29 Jul 2016
12
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I dont run on life support, and kid, your too young to unplug wires, how would unplug my life? you'll only charge your dignity.
By: Galvinio20 on
02 Jun 2018
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i bet you would be cause your iq is higher than the chance of you getting a girlfriend you twatwaffle
By: yeah i bet on
11 Dec 2017
4
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At least I have some life support. If I wanted to unplug your life support to charge my phone, my phone would be on 0%.
By: Felix Schura on
28 Apr 2017
9
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if your gonna be 2 faced at least make one of them pretty
By: athena on
11 Aug 2017
5
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If I was on life support near you, I'd turn it off myself
By: Dayman75 on
24 Sep 2020
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If I was on life support near you, I'd turn it off myself
By: Dayman75 on
24 Sep 2020
So you're saying you need my life support to charge your Isis explosive tool?
By: Oof on
08 Oct 2017
2
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If you are able to charge your phone with a life support plug, ill write you a $1 check out of my deed. I doubt you can and if you do succeed, thats how much youre sorry ass worth anyway.
By: Chase on
25 Nov 2016
10
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SHUT UP WTF WHAT DID IE VEN DO TO YOU? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: comeback king on
18 Jun 2018
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When you saw obeseiven your face cracked
By: Allah on
25 Oct 2017
3-3
you wish kiddo.
By: Gordon on
12 Jul 2017
1
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im in shape
By: Civen on
25 Oct 2017
1
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I got laid by my mom
By: ivenTheCunt on
25 Oct 2017
2
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im in shape
By: Civen on
25 Oct 2017
1
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*Dies*
By: JAYKE on
09 Oct 2015
15
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It's Ironic How An Idiot Like You Could Use The WASD Keys.
By: Milk And Cereal on
25 Feb 2016
7
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Your phone doesn't even charge because of your face
By: Yo on
14 Apr 2017
2
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Who's stupid enough to bring a dead phone to a hospital
By: Hi senan on
05 Aug 2015
15
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d e l e t e y o u r l i f e.
By: AWCMONPEOPLE on
16 Jan 2016
8
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some people are like slinkies. they're really good for nothing, but they can still put a smile on your face, especially when you push them down the stairs.
By: D-Savage on
09 Dec 2016
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Guess what your so ugly that swet runs down on the back of your head to avoid your face
By: d on
11 Jul 2016
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Too bad you can't afford one!
By: NotWitty on
18 Feb 2016
15
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I would unplug your spinal cord to charge my flip phone
By: michael on
16 Jan 2017
3
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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty but what the hell happend 2 u!
By: Naurto9fox on
01 May 2017
2
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Ur hairline so cricked that it goes way back to slavery
By: Ash on
09 Jan 2019
1
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lol. That's are good one.
By: mele on
13 Aug 2017
1-1
I'm reading through these comments and thinking how stupid you all are. In either grammatical errors or unnecessary use of 'Even' which ruins the insult.
By: Bass on
15 Aug 2017
1
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I'd rather die than see your ugly face ever again.
By: AlliSee on
15 Jul 2017
2
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how are you saying you dont hate me when you wanna unplug my life? How high's your iq? Wait i know! Its 120, right?
By: xd on
25 Nov 2017
1-1
lol
By: ha on
29 Mar 2017
2
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Omg this is so fricken mean!
By: GothPrincess12 on
15 May 2017
2-2
Frankenstein called, he wants his abortion back.
By: Ultimate on
14 Feb 2017
1
3-2
100 years later your phone hasn't even charged yet.
By: Lizy 342 on
18 Mar 2017
4-4
Good one I should use on my asshole bitchy "friend"
By: Luana on
26 Mar 2017
1
5-4
boy,youahaandcheesesaich
By: jaes on
27 Nov 2016
5-5
Too bad, thry are not the same plug. Habe some comon sense.
By: Slick on
25 Nov 2016
5-5
I am more intelligent to know what a life support machine is made of I have a flipping PhD
By: Corrinevictors on
21 May 2016
2
7-5
later on your phone still hasn't been even charged, oh, well good luck trying to charge it for 100 years!
By: on
18 Mar 2017
6-6
Alex Farfan Scots College is sexually abusing me
By: Juan on
03 Nov 2015
3
9-6
That isn't funny, u probably took ages to think of the word phone since u don't have one ( I don't class Nokia bricks as phones, shit head)
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