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" I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. "

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Good. The sooner I die, the sooner I'll never have to look at your sorry ass ever again.
By: rorschachinstein on 22 Jan 2016
 
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Too bad you can't afford one!
By: NotWitty on 18 Feb 2016
 
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What are you talking abou? You won't even be able to afford a phone
By: SWK on 12 Jan 2016
 
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I'd do the same thing if you had a life
By: Andy on 06 Apr 2017
 
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You'll be the one on life support after I'm done with you!
By: Roaster on 14 Mar 2016
 
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im not saying i hate u but if u got run over by a bus, id be driving that bus. ;)
By: Mr Bureed A'live on 27 Jul 2017
 
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If you have to use a life support machine to charge it than you must have a really shitty phone
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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yeah, your 2008 flip phone that your mom bought you for your sweet sixteen
By: Samuel on 29 Jul 2016
 
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i bet you would be cause your iq is higher than the chance of you getting a girlfriend you twatwaffle
By: yeah i bet on 11 Dec 2017
 
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I dont run on life support, and kid, your too young to unplug wires, how would unplug my life? you'll only charge your dignity.
By: Galvinio20 on 02 Jun 2018
 
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if your gonna be 2 faced at least make one of them pretty
By: athena on 12 Aug 2017
 
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At least I have some life support. If I wanted to unplug your life support to charge my phone, my phone would be on 0%.
By: Felix Schura on 29 Apr 2017
 
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So you're saying you need my life support to charge your Isis explosive tool?
By: Oof on 09 Oct 2017
 
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If you are able to charge your phone with a life support plug, ill write you a $1 check out of my deed. I doubt you can and if you do succeed, thats how much youre sorry ass worth anyway.
By: Chase on 25 Nov 2016
 
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SHUT UP WTF WHAT DID IE VEN DO TO YOU? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: comeback king on 18 Jun 2018
 
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When you saw obeseiven your face cracked
By: Allah on 25 Oct 2017
 
 
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you wish kiddo.
By: Gordon on 12 Jul 2017
 
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im in shape
By: Civen on 25 Oct 2017
 
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I got laid by my mom
By: ivenTheCunt on 25 Oct 2017
 
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im in shape
By: Civen on 25 Oct 2017
 
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*Dies*
By: JAYKE on 09 Oct 2015
 
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It's Ironic How An Idiot Like You Could Use The WASD Keys.
By: Milk And Cereal on 25 Feb 2016
 
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Who's stupid enough to bring a dead phone to a hospital
By: Hi senan on 05 Aug 2015
 
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Your phone doesn't even charge because of your face
By: Yo on 14 Apr 2017
 
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d e l e t e y o u r l i f e.
By: AWCMONPEOPLE on 17 Jan 2016
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

some people are like slinkies. they're really good for nothing, but they can still put a smile on your face, especially when you push them down the stairs.
By: D-Savage on 09 Dec 2016
 
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Guess what your so ugly that swet runs down on the back of your head to avoid your face
By: d on 11 Jul 2016
 
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Too bad you can't afford one!
By: NotWitty on 18 Feb 2016
 
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I would unplug your spinal cord to charge my flip phone
By: michael on 16 Jan 2017
 
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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty but what the hell happend 2 u!
By: Naurto9fox on 01 May 2017
 
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Ur hairline so cricked that it goes way back to slavery
By: Ash on 09 Jan 2019
 
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how are you saying you dont hate me when you wanna unplug my life? How high's your iq? Wait i know! Its 120, right?
By: xd on 25 Nov 2017
 
 
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lol
By: ha on 29 Mar 2017
 
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lol. That's are good one.
By: mele on 14 Aug 2017
 
 
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I'm reading through these comments and thinking how stupid you all are. In either grammatical errors or unnecessary use of 'Even' which ruins the insult.
By: Bass on 16 Aug 2017
 
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I'd rather die than see your ugly face ever again.
By: AlliSee on 15 Jul 2017
 
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Omg this is so fricken mean!
By: GothPrincess12 on 16 May 2017
 
 
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Frankenstein called, he wants his abortion back.
By: Ultimate on 14 Feb 2017
 
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100 years later your phone hasn't even charged yet.
By: Lizy 342 on 19 Mar 2017
 
 
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Good one I should use on my asshole bitchy "friend"
By: Luana on 27 Mar 2017
 
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Too bad, thry are not the same plug. Habe some comon sense.
By: Slick on 25 Nov 2016
 
 
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boy,youahaandcheesesaich
By: jaes on 28 Nov 2016
 
 
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I am more intelligent to know what a life support machine is made of I have a flipping PhD
By: Corrinevictors on 21 May 2016
 
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later on your phone still hasn't been even charged, oh, well good luck trying to charge it for 100 years!
By: on 19 Mar 2017
 
 
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Alex Farfan Scots College is sexually abusing me
By: Juan on 04 Nov 2015
 
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That isn't funny, u probably took ages to think of the word phone since u don't have one ( I don't class Nokia bricks as phones, shit head)
By: Lizzy on 04 Mar 2016
 
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