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" You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. "
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cause i'm worth saving, unlike your shitty excuse for a life
By: Smartass
on 04 Nov 2017
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seems like you half drowned when they saved you, look at your bloody clapped ass face lad
By: chromosomeless
on 24 Nov 2022
Oh, so you support eugenics?
By: AnonymousGoof
on 26 Apr 2021
That Lifeguard would have done good service to the world if he had just let you drown.
By: Bloom
on 15 Sep 2023
And you will pay the cost or you can be it
By: BLUEBERRY
on 31 Oct 2019
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Because awesomeness needs to be contained
By: ProRoasts
on 06 Nov 2017
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Yeah and you need a lifeguard to manage your mental health
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 23 Jan 2016
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And you're the reason why you need a lifeguard when you eat soup
By: sethwinters
on 24 Feb 2016
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You are so dumb you can't even say you're name or spell it
By: Jr7
on 15 Feb 2017
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The reason all you see is a light when you are dying instead of signs i because dumb asses like you don't know how to read.
By: IDK
on 01 Dec 2016
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Your Family Tree is a cactus because theyre all pricks
By: FUDGE
on 06 Oct 2016
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Because i had to keep you from drowing the people in it wih your ugly face was giving them heart failures?
By: Nerd
on 16 Nov 2017
DAMN BURN
By: Anon
on 09 Feb 2016
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What's your excuse? A pool sign that said "swim at your own risk"?
By: Fiery
on 12 Oct 2016
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