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" What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't. "

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Comebacks:

atleast i dont have to get laid with a chicken.

By: Seeker1970 on 30 Jan 2016

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If you got a dollar for every time you said something stupid I suggest you buy a brain

By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Jun 2016

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If your body is 70% water then why are you 100% salt?!?!!

By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016

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Hey you have something on your chin...no, the third one down..

By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016

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Does your mom know about you and your dad?

By: Pooplol on 24 Aug 2016

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Are you Bill cosby cause... im falling asleep

By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016

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I'm a Christian what's your excuse

By: The beast on 19 Feb 2016

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Its sad that your caveman ancestors can score a better K/D than you...

By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016

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My god... It spoke!!!

By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016

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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.

By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016

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Brains aren’t everything. In your case they’re nothing

By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016

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You're not laid either, no matter how hard you try.

By: W.O.W. on 26 Nov 2016

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And the only way you'll ever get a root is if you dig up a tree.

By: Muster up something on 30 Jul 2017

I think you need to go to the toilet more cause you're full of shit.

By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Nov 2016

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You couldn't get a lap dance from a stripper if she paid you.

By: No comment on 30 Sep 2016

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Yeah and one day I'll become a porn star, make a fortune, crack you open with our own words and make you wish you never said that

By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

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Variations & Alternatives:

Why is a christan even doing on here

By: Bruh on 30 Mar 2016

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Comments:

I got a good roast, the only way you're going to get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait

By: Adam on 09 Jun 2016

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I read this out loud to a friend on the bus and the bus driver laughed so hard she had to stop

By: Kayla on 30 Sep 2016

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But I am an egg sweety

By: Egg on 19 Mar 2017

Doesn't work for asexuals....but good haha

By: Duck on 15 Mar 2016

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What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.

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