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" What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't. "

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atleast i dont have to get laid with a chicken.
By: Seeker1970 on 30 Jan 2016
 
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If you got a dollar for every time you said something stupid I suggest you buy a brain
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Jun 2016
 
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If your body is 70% water then why are you 100% salt?!?!!
By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016
 
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Hey you have something on your chin...no, the third one down..
By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016
 
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Does your mom know about you and your dad?
By: Pooplol on 24 Aug 2016
 
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Are you Bill cosby cause... im falling asleep
By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016
 
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I'm a Christian what's your excuse
By: The beast on 19 Feb 2016
 
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Its sad that your caveman ancestors can score a better K/D than you...
By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016
 
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My god... It spoke!!!
By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016
 
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016
 
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Brains aren’t everything. In your case they’re nothing
By: Your MOM on 07 Apr 2016
 
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You're not laid either, no matter how hard you try.
By: W.O.W. on 26 Nov 2016
 
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And the only way you'll ever get a root is if you dig up a tree.
By: Muster up something on 30 Jul 2017
 
 
Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
By: Bella Butler on 17 Apr 2022
 
 
I think you need to go to the toilet more cause you're full of shit.
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Nov 2016
 
 
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You couldn't get a lap dance from a stripper if she paid you.
By: No comment on 30 Sep 2016
 
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Yeah and one day I'll become a porn star, make a fortune, crack you open with our own words and make you wish you never said that
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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Why is a christan even doing on here
By: Bruh on 30 Mar 2016
 
 
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Comments:

I got a good roast, the only way you're going to get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait
By: Adam on 09 Jun 2016
 
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I read this out loud to a friend on the bus and the bus driver laughed so hard she had to stop
By: Kayla on 30 Sep 2016
 
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But I am an egg sweety
By: Egg on 19 Mar 2017
 
 
Doesn't work for asexuals....but good haha
By: Duck on 15 Mar 2016
 
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