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" What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't. "
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atleast i dont have to get laid with a chicken.
By: Seeker1970
on 30 Jan 2016
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If you got a dollar for every time you said something stupid I suggest you buy a brain
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 12 Jun 2016
4
1
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If your body is 70% water then why are you 100% salt?!?!!
By: Your MOM
on 07 Apr 2016
5
3
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Hey you have something on your chin...no, the third one down..
By: Your MOM
on 07 Apr 2016
4
2
2
Are you Bill cosby cause... im falling asleep
By: Your MOM
on 07 Apr 2016
3
2
1
Does your mom know about you and your dad?
By: Pooplol
on 24 Aug 2016
3
2
1
Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
By: Bella Butler
on 17 Apr 2022
And the only way you'll ever get a root is if you dig up a tree.
By: Muster up something
on 29 Jul 2017
You're not laid either, no matter how hard you try.
By: W.O.W.
on 26 Nov 2016
1
1
Brains aren’t everything. In your case they’re nothing
By: Your MOM
on 07 Apr 2016
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
By: Your MOM
on 07 Apr 2016
3
3
My god... It spoke!!!
By: Your MOM
on 07 Apr 2016
2
2
Its sad that your caveman ancestors can score a better K/D than you...
By: Your MOM
on 07 Apr 2016
2
2
I'm a Christian what's your excuse
By: The beast
on 18 Feb 2016
4
4
You couldn't get a lap dance from a stripper if she paid you.
By: No comment
on 30 Sep 2016
1
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I think you need to go to the toilet more cause you're full of shit.
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 12 Nov 2016
3
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Yeah and one day I'll become a porn star, make a fortune, crack you open with our own words and make you wish you never said that
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 22 Jan 2016
3
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Why is a christan even doing on here
By: Bruh
on 29 Mar 2016
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I got a good roast, the only way you're going to get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait
By: Adam
on 08 Jun 2016
2
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I read this out loud to a friend on the bus and the bus driver laughed so hard she had to stop
By: Kayla
on 30 Sep 2016
1
1
But I am an egg sweety
By: Egg
on 18 Mar 2017
Doesn't work for asexuals....but good haha
By: Duck
on 15 Mar 2016
1
1
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