" If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty. "

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how the hell would you know what pretty is, your face looks like your neck just threw up.

By: denna on 17 Dec 2014

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Hey at least I can switch your stuck with that one, do us all a favor a put a bag over it.

By: denna on 17 Dec 2014

5 16

Poof be gone, you're breath is to strong I don't wanna be mean. But you need listerine, not a sip not a swallow but the whole friggin' bottle.

By: Chase on 11 Nov 2014

4 11

I made them both so they would fit in with you, wouldn't want you to look even uglier now, would we?

By: ElijahPie on 24 Oct 2014

2 8

Boi don't be talking about ugly when your face is rated number one on public health hazards.

By: Kykuru on 18 Mar 2016

I'd stab myself in the back, but it looks like you've beat me to it.

By: Lilah on 12 Feb 2014

5 5

Funny, I made one side a reflection of you.

By: D on 15 Mar 2017

1 3

You're so stupid, if you got trapped in a supermarket you would starve to death.

By: Megan on 15 Dec 2013

9 2

Huh..oh they look like this because I'm looking at u, so just put a mask on, I'll pay u to

By: Yo mama on 04 Mar 2016

2 2

Well what the hell are you gonna do with your face when the baboon wants his ass back!?!

By: Cody Jackson on 16 Mar 2015

5 1

Then stop looking in the mirror.

By: MAMA on 20 Jun 2015

4 1

Why are you talking to a mirror?

By: denna on 17 Dec 2014

At least I can be pretty and I can look at myself without cracking the mirror.

By: Muster up something on 14 Jun 2017

Both sides are already pretty you're just too dumb to realise

By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

If your gonna be two face at least one has to be pretty

By: Mckenzi Rachal on 15 Apr 2019

1 -1

I'm not the 2 headed snake, that piece of crap is you. me, I'm the bloody hydra!!! 3:-)

By: XXX on 03 Jan 2015

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your so ugly that when biologist saw you they thought they found a new spieces of donkey

By: mac on 02 Sep 2016

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Why does it matter, beauty isn't everything. If it was, you'd be nothing.

By: Smartass on 17 Jun 2018

lol this helped me a lot at school thx ur a boss

By: clasified on 16 Feb 2015

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

By: Nicki on 21 Nov 2014

You need mouth surgery, because you are a bigmouth

By: Big D on 19 Mar 2018

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