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" I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. "


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This has to be the funniest joke I've seen in like a year! It made me laugh to tears! You sir are the pimp master of all jokes! Kudos to you bro!!!
By: Ally and Lea on 26 Mar 2014
oh jeez XD
By: zoe on 04 Oct 2017

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.