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" I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. "


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Your so ugly when you were born your mum said ah he's treasure and your dad said yeah let's go bury him
By: James on 09 Apr 2016

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And so Babylon rises. It was inevitable.
By: wow. on 03 Jul 2015
XDDDDDDDDD that's so true!
By: ALI on 17 Nov 2015
it doesn't work that way either dawg, get your facts straight lol
By: no matter on 20 Jun 2017
Ahhh Im sick of this site, its made so uncomfortably and for anyone else who thinks that way.. heres my fave jokes site xD my-funny-jokes.com/
By: Sun Vale on 13 Oct 2014

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.