" Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering. "
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Yeah but right after they realized your mom was driving a trashtruck, and you the main load
By: swimboss on 19 Sep 2014
and your uglier because when yo mama slapped U she got charged for animal abuse
By: hayley on 31 Jan 2015
Hah! Well you mom got fined for bringing an unidentified object into this world!
By: Anonymous on 01 Jun 2015
Your the reason why girls turn lezbian
By: AlexHuddson on 07 Dec 2014
Well, you would only know from experience.
By: Pilliam on 13 May 2015
You so ugly people dress up like you on halloween
By: BlackOps Nike Youtube on 24 Feb 2016
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
By: Auky on 29 Aug 2016
Al least i wasn't mistaken as a stray ( insert animal name) by animal control
By: me on 19 May 2016
i’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
By: Hoeleen on 16 Nov 2016
your so ugly when you auditioned for a TV show they had to censor your face
By: mac on 01 Sep 2016
youre so ugly you make blind kids cry
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Nov 2016
Do you know what ugly means we'll if you search it up in the dictionary it comes up with a example of your name
By: Pro at roasts on 04 Dec 2017
And when she dropped you off, she got a fine for pooping in a public area
By: Jerry on 24 Apr 2016
Your so lame you recycle lame insults from the internet and pretend you were bright enough to come up with them yourself.
By: Sexy Peach on 16 Feb 2017
Your mum's a prostitute.
By: your mum on 26 Nov 2016
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a sense of humour
So why don't you?
By: Dinnerbone on 28 Jan 2018
ur momas so fat,that when she asked for a bed,they put a blanket over the ocean
By: summer m on 10 Oct 2017
At least I can go to school unlike you dumbass shit
By: iVen on 25 Oct 2017
at least i have a dad not two moms
By: like this for a dab on 04 Oct 2016
did you forget that she dropped you off too?
By: ProRoasts on 06 Nov 2017
I wonder how you don't have a fine for littering because you're already trash.
By: DERP on 16 Mar 2017
Yeah and some of the money might go to your poor and desperate family
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
Jokes on you. I don't have a mom.
By: Adam on 12 May 2015
At least i have a mom not 2 dads!
By: F4ther_time on 27 Sep 2015
You don't know that, we're you there? no I don't think so (you actually have to know if they were there or not otherwise it's useless)
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
Your whole family is so ugly, when all of you got stuck in your house that's on fire, the firemen came with a turned on hose, saw your faces drank the water coming out of the hose, and set themselves on fire.
By: Noneofurbusiness439 on 02 Oct 2014
Hi
By: Amy on 12 Jan 2015
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I would make a joke, but you're so fat you don't even fit in the car
By: gshsnsk on 17 Feb 2015
Ur mom got fined for giving birth to you
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By: Isabella on 04 Oct 2016
That never happened so this insult is SHIT!
By: j on 29 Oct 2016
Your mom is so fat that when a school bus drove by she said hey a Twinkie
By: Hey poop on 01 Jul 2017
really good and amazing need to use it on my friend
By: wow on 11 Jul 2017
And you're mom is so fat she can't even fit inside a chubby dance costume XDDDDD
By: LOL on 25 Nov 2017
Jokes on you, I always rode the bus to school
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
Your grammar sucks so bad that when i used it for my ela test, i failed
By: idk you on 19 Dec 2017
You're so ugly, your mum dumped you in a skip like a prom night dumpster baby and never came back.
By: Ultimate on 14 Feb 2017
You're so desparate that you used up yourbentire vocabulary in one sentence.
By: Dominique b. mosquito (4 arms) nikki on 13 Jan 2015
Your mom is so poor that she can't even afford to pay attention
By: Hey poop on 01 Jul 2017
at least i have a dad not two moms
By: like this for a dab on 04 Oct 2016
Funny
By: Dashun on 21 Feb 2016
What's the harm? A twirl wrapper fell out my pocket, geez....
By: lol on 08 Apr 2015
heyyyyyyyyyy
By: ssssss on 08 Sep 2016
and when your mom dropped you off, she got her car taken away because it's so dirty
By: gshsnsk on 17 Feb 2015
great
By: bich on 14 Jan 2015
DEEZ NUTZ
By: Your mom on 10 Nov 2015
lollll
By: sexylepracaun on 03 Feb 2015
I want likes for no reason
By: Like this on 26 Apr 2015
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