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Gut Busting Fat Insults and Roasts - Part 3
Fat insults can be funny, but you have to be careful, insult the wrong person and you may have more on your hands than you can handle.
Best Fat Roasts
The mere sight of you is enough to make anyone lose their appetite.
Your neck is so fat that I can't tell where your jaw line is.
You're so fat, if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take their word for it!
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of gluttony and self-destruction.
Your existence is a testament to overindulgence and a complete lack of self-control.
Your sheer laziness and lack of ambition are as repugnant as your physical appearance.
People like you are the reason I work out.
You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
Your rolls of blubber are like a roadmap to heart disease and diabetes.
Your body is a testament to gluttony and a complete disregard for any form of self-respect.
Your body is a gravitational force that sucks all joy and beauty out of any room you enter.
No amount of makeup or surgery could ever salvage the disaster that is your appearance.
You're so repulsive, even the most desperate and lonely individuals wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole.
You're a prime example of wasted potential and mediocrity.
You're so fat your shadow casts a shadow.
Get off your high horse! You're too fat and the horse is in pain.
You're so fat your belly button has an echo echo echo...
You're so fat, when you jump in the air, you get stuck!
Every time someone calls you fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
You know you're fat when no one has mentioned you're also ginger.
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