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" There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket! "
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You’re the reason god created the middle finger
By: turtle
on 10 Jun 2014
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Thanks, at least my calories do not comprise of all junk food from a mall
By: Hi
on 04 Feb 2020
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It's because running out of fcuks doesn't count as cardio.
By: porunacabeza25
on 14 Aug 2019
At least I don't have as much bullshit in my mind as you
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
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Only because you ate all the calories there!!
By: Oh yeah
on 07 Feb 2015
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When I came to your house i wanted to play games but all i got was a middle finger and they say i am ISIS that is so racist LOL
By: Dushbag 123
on 15 Jun 2017
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your momma so fat a pace bus ran over her and she said who threw that rock?
By: project
on 12 May 2017
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This comment is hilarious I will use it on my friend
By: Dushbag 123
on 15 Jun 2017
Your mom so hairy even Tarzan could not find his way out
By: Dushbag 123
on 15 Jun 2017
ur my dookie little pookie
By: CaseOh
on 19 Dec 2023
part time double chin
By: george
on 19 Dec 2023
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