Yeah it was my idea so fat people like you can actually fit through a doorway
By: Intellectual handiwork on
03 Aug 2016
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Your so fat; I took a picture of you last year, and its still printing!
By: FabFab on
27 Apr 2017
10
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You're the reason people invented rehab
By: Intellectual handiwork on
12 Nov 2016
16
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At least i'm not the reason they invented prison
By: Bob Loblaw on
02 Jul 2017
5
14
your so fat that when you bungee jump off a bridge it breaks
By: mac on
02 Sep 2016
11
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"Oh, so if i put a truck next to you...Will the truck be bigger? Or You?
By: Lolbit on
01 Mar 2019
2
2
Why thank you for noticing. Is there something wrong? Or just jealous that I helped your bulky body fit through with ease?
By: Hi random on
09 Dec 2020
1
1
Ok it's time for your walk around the sun
By: Dakkshesh Kaul on
11 Nov 2023
go to hell fatty maybe you'll lose some weight over there.
By: DOOM SLAYER on
14 Nov 2023
your so fat if you took a selfie your storage would be full
By: poppi marson on
19 Jun 2023
Sammi Lotus I'm not a mirrior
By: Skinny as fuck on
08 Jul 2018
Great. And you're so fat they invented triple doors? Oh wait, that was last month. Now it's quadruple doors? maybe even higher? You know what maybe I should invent the Nonuple door just for you!
I'm kind, right? just for you!
By: HELLO on
04 Oct 2024
Your so fat when you looked in the mirror it shattered
By: PITTSBURGH PENGUINS on
30 Apr 2025
Your so Fat a gorilla said Oh my god bro
By: PITTSBURGH PENGUINS on
30 Apr 2025
Your so Fat when DADDY PIG looked at you he wanted to roll down the hill!
By: PITTSBURGH PENGUINS on
30 Apr 2025
your the reason niko Avocado is alive
By: mike on
15 Dec 2021
Great. And you're so fat they invented triple doors? Oh wait, that was last month. Now it's quadruple doors? maybe even higher?
By: Felix Schura on
28 Apr 2017
4
4
Donald Trump Called, He needs his toenail back.
By: HALO SABI on
09 Apr 2017
2
2
Yah so I can shut them in your face twice!
By: Your mom on
15 Apr 2023
hey ur mom must be a hardware store cuz she pays 20 cents to screw
By: fuck you on
07 Dec 2017
2
3-1
Your so fat you bleed cholesterol
By: Mr sweg on
31 Mar 2017
3
4-1
no you are fatty
By: hi man on
17 May 2017
2
6-4
Was that supposed to offend me because the only thing offending me is your face
By: Courtney on
23 May 2015
19
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the only reason they invented doors is from looking at your fat spaced belly
By: hi on
05 Sep 2016
4
9-5
who's they? your fat ass mom and dad?
By: Saphire on
04 Apr 2015
8
20-12
you too because you kept slaming you head on the door knob on the single door and they head to make a second one
By: Saphire on
04 Apr 2015
6
18-12
Yeah so I can make a cool entrance and you'll just look like a loser thinking to yourself "why didn't I think of that"?
By: Intellectual handiwork on
23 Jan 2016
4
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You're so fat when you sit on a dollar, 100 pennies pop out.
By: Phil on
02 Oct 2015
6
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But unlike you, I can fit through them
By: Shmoop on
22 Oct 2016
7
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If I'm the reason double doors were invented, why can I fit through them??
By: Bad gal on
02 Dec 2018
1
1
when someone fat says they have a sweet tooth, "no, its going strait to your ass, i think your ass ow's your tooth an explanation!"- when people come by in a subway, "oh, i just wan't a bite...me-"well apparently it was a bite from a shovel.
By: yo mama joke on
20 Mar 2017
2
11
Your so fat they invented quadruple doors Sammi lotus
By: Lol man on
01 Mar 2024
You are sick
By: Leave me alone on
12 Oct 2023
you so fat that if thanos slap you, you get damage but instead of getting damage u only lose weigh
By: Jude Ha on
06 Dec 2023
u so fat that when u ride a aeroplane it goes up but u weigh makes it goes down and couldn't fly up
By: Jude Ha on
09 Dec 2023
your so fat that even whole squad of tigers failed eating you
By: Jude Ha on
09 Dec 2023
I will slap u so hard that even google won't be able to find you
By: Jude Ha on
09 Dec 2023
your so fat that even whole squad of tigers failed eating you
By: Jude Ha on
09 Dec 2023
You got the seven deadly chins on your neck
By: Waddle dee on
09 Jun 2024
You are so fat th earth's equater is your belt
By: SIGMA on
16 Jul 2024
yuor so fat the equater is your belt
By: SIGMA on
16 Jul 2024
Nah... we should make triple doors for you
you won't fit in double doors
By: HELLO on
04 Oct 2024
Im surprised you could even pick up a spoom
By: Natalie Navarrete on
24 Oct 2025
you're the reason that he'll exists, it's made just for you!
By: on
18 Mar 2017
2
2
And your mom is so fat she forms oracle arena
By: ss on
25 Nov 2017
1
2-1
Your the Reason why your family left you
By: Shut It on
30 Mar 2017
1
3-2
yeah so i can slam there in your face sammi
By: hi man on
17 May 2017
2-2
I got another one your so fat your neck plays hide and seek with you
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