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" At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face. "

Fat Insults

Comebacks:

At least when I do a handstand my boobs do
By: Diana on 30 May 2016
Yeah don't make your face worse than it already is
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Nov 2016
At least I can actually see my feet.
By: A Banana on 28 Apr 2017
Yes because what is actually aiming at your face is my fist
By: Hi on 03 Feb 2020
BY THE TIME WE GET DONE SHOPPING FOR ABOUT AN HOUR U WILL HAVE GROWN AN EXTRA CHIN
By: MR.EAT.YO.FRIES. on 02 Apr 2016
At least I am not afraid to do a roll.
By: Dr.lol on 02 Jun 2016
Take yourself for an example
By: Mimi on 06 May 2016
Well something else might hit you in the face maybe a punch for example
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
If you tried to do a handstand, the whole subdivision will be looking at you singing, You're a brick house, you're not that mighty, cause you're letting it all hang out
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
Bet you don't even know how to do a handstand
By: Annabeth on 20 Sep 2014
when did you learn how to do a handstand? are you sure you know how to do one?
By: Saphire on 04 Apr 2015
You probably don't ever even get laid asshole.
By: Bob on 08 Dec 2014

Variations & Alternatives:

At least I can do a handstand period.!.!
By: Jenny on 20 Jun 2014

Comments:

I could lose the stomach but you can't lose that face
By: Me on 28 Dec 2014
Welp try that backwards, BITCH
By: Handtre on 04 Jan 2017
The only reason it doesn't snow in cali is cuz u ate it all thinking it was a slushy
By: Le on 04 Mar 2024
Your the reason there is cracks in the road
By: Funnykid on 07 Apr 2023
I do not know about stomachs, but I have this fist and will be happy to put it in your face when you do a handstand.
By: Hi random on 09 Dec 2020
bong bong whats that would it be the oga
By: WWW on 03 Aug 2018
You are so ugly that when people look on your face they think its a butt that they need to kick
By: Yo wuss popping jimbo on 10 Jul 2017
And the person who's does his name must be kasey anderson
By: mrc on 04 Oct 2016
your so fat your butt cheeks looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
By: mrc on 04 Oct 2016
Haha good comebacks on this page some are taken to far though sorry
By: Pugs+Peeps on 19 Mar 2016
Ur so freakin racist carlis
By: Bob on 28 Dec 2015
Ur so black u used bleaching cream but it couldn't brighten u
By: carlis on 14 Dec 2015
Boiiiiiiiinggg of the stomach
By: Random on 15 May 2016

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At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.