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" You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC. "
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The only reason im fat is because every time i fu*ked ur mum she gave me a cookie
By: frank
on 02 Dec 2014
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You're so fat you need a watch on each wrist cause your in two time zones.
By: Cody Jackson
on 16 Mar 2015
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At least I know 3 more letters then you do.
By: IdekLol
on 11 May 2015
16
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8
I know where you live. The closest McDonald's
By: Fat jokes
on 27 Oct 2014
10
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5
Cool, that also seems like all you know. We must have a lot of things in common, like what you said about me being fat.
By: Hi
on 22 Mar 2020
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1
your so fat that when someone shot you in gta the player got a ten person killer streak
By: mac
on 02 Sep 2016
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3
1
It meat I don't choke on the 4 letter of the alphabet.
By: Q
on 05 Oct 2017
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Look who's talking! The only letter in the alphabet you know is D!
By: Gamer
on 02 Mar 2019
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Yeah and the only letters you know are ORD meaning over retarded disorder
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 12 Jun 2016
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At least i haven't stayed at macdonalds for 2 YEARS!
By: ANDY
on 06 Apr 2017
2
4
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DEEZ NUTZ ARE TASTY
By: My name is jeff
on 08 Oct 2015
4
7
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At least they know who I really am, you don't
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 23 Jan 2016
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At least I don't choke with the 3rd letter of the alphabet.
By: Nemesis
on 29 Aug 2015
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You're bigger than I am. If you want to talk fast food, maybe Jarrod's subway diet will work for you too.
By: Spenny180
on 23 Aug 2015
2
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Your so fat your initials are KFC
By: Reuben
on 14 Mar 2015
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KFC is bigger than ur IQ
By: Caitlin
on 11 Mar 2015
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you don't even know your alphabet because you got your education from africa
By: Hit Me With A Like
on 30 Mar 2017
1
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Before you say an insult atleast don't take of the Internet
By: Someone
on 28 Jun 2015
1
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Says you the only numbers you know are 6 7
By: Roasting 4 fun
on 29 Jul 2025
You are the whale, your dad is the big whale and your mom is the whale shark
By: Elijah
on 14 Nov 2024
YOU ARE SO FAT, THAT WHEN YOU WENT TO SPACE THERE WAS NO MORE SPACE
By: umi3232
on 26 Mar 2023
your so big, your uanus is considered another planet
By: Candice
on 25 Oct 2021
damn ima use that one
By: lol
on 30 Mar 2017
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1
At least im not an anorexic bitch like you SLIM SLIM HOE
By: Alex J
on 19 Feb 2016
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Ohhhhhh gurl KFC got uuuuu...
By: Barbie
on 02 Feb 2015
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Gotti
By: xdddf
on 07 May 2015
1
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